 Wobbly face ......Hahaha Did you tell her I called you that ?
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 No Ed I didn't.
She did the portrait in the style of Bacon Butty. (Frances bacon).
No accounting for taste is there.
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lol
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 Make that 2 keyboards Mister!
That'll teach me for drinking coffe while reading Ed's jokes.
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A doctor says to his patient Derek, "I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is you're showing signs of being a homosexual."
"With bad news like that, what could be the good news?" Derek asks.
"The good news is I think you're cute."says the doctor ........
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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.' Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!' Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'
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 Sandra has just spat her tea all over Buddy thats one keyborad and a dog you owe me now !
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The dog's in the post ........... I've sent it 3 day Parcel Force ... (It's think it's a shitzu --- at least that's what it smells like !!)
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cheers mate .......I like shitzzy dogs
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I've missed the last few days of Ed's jokes, nice to get back on track and what a laugh.
Yes Ed, I've adopted the name.
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. A man owned a small farm in Indiana . The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his hired helps and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,"demanded the agent. "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes
about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "Ah, that's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent. "You're talking to him," replied the farmer. . .
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"Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here"
Yup, I know that feeling alright . . . .
Brilliant Ed.
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 A doctor says to his patient Derek, "I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is you're showing signs of being a homosexual."
"With bad news like that, what could be the good news?" Derek asks.
"The good news is I think you're cute."says the doctor ........
hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
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. A man owned a small farm in Indiana . The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his hired helps and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,"demanded the agent. "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes
about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "Ah, that's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent. "You're talking to him," replied the farmer. . .
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just putting the latest one last
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. A man owned a small farm in Indiana . The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his hired helps and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,"demanded the agent. "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes
about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "Ah, that's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent. "You're talking to him," replied the farmer. . .
we herd that before 3 posts ago, but all the same
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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