 Some will be good, some will be bad and some will be corny ........but there'll be one every day (unless i'm ill or on holiday) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A tough old cowboy told his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life,the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning ..... The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 98. When he died, he left 16 children,29 grandchildren,37 great grandchildren and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium ...............
|
| Edited: 11/02/08 14:48 |
 hope tommorrows is a bit better mate?
|
 |
I repeat --- Some will be good, some will be bad and some will be corny !! So don't complain ........
|
|
 A bit like your toes Ed?
|
|
OK mate, keep on shredding
|
|
I repeat --- Some will be good, some will be bad and some will be corny !! So don't complain ........
but so far they`ve been 100% bad
|
|
How can THEY have been bad ..when I've only posted one (For the benefit of ALL thick uneducated Manks/Monks .....THEY is plural ---IT is singular)
|
|
Oh sorry Ed, never was too hot on this edcuation thing, anyway how about a preview on tommorrows joke, is it as good as Baz Christmas joke?
|
|
yes -- but no previews ....... You'll just have to wait with baited breath
|
| Edited: 11/02/08 19:29 |
 This little fella joins the lazaratian Monks order and takes a vow of silence. However, he's promised by the head Monk that he can speak two words per year.
After the first year the head Monk asks him his two words for the year.
He replies ... "More Blankets"
After his second year the head Monk asks him again his two words for the year.
He replies ... "More Food"
After the third year the head Monk asks him his two words for the year.
He replies ... "I'm Leaving"
The Head Monk says ... "Thank God...you've done nothing but moan since you got here!"........................
|
|
This is MY one a day thread -- I'mgoing to put one on EVERY day without fail (apart from sickness,computer failure ,hols and death ..) for the next 8 years Start your own Cakester .......
|
|
This is MY one a day thread -- I'mgoing to put one on EVERY day without fail (apart from sickness,computer failure ,hols and death ..) for the next 8 years
If the first one's anything to go by everyone will have p#ssed off to Maggotdrowners by the end of next week !!!
|
|
|
|
|
This little fella joins the lazaratian Monks order and takes a vow of silence. However, he's promised by the head Monk that he can speak two words per year.
After the first year the head Monk asks him his two words for the year.
He replies ... "More Blankets"
After his second year the head Monk asks him again his two words for the year.
He replies ... "More Food"
After the third year the head Monk asks him his two words for the year.
He replies ... "I'm Leaving"
The Head Monk says ... "Thank God...you've done nothing but moan since you got here!"........................
hahahahahaha, moaning bast**rd
|
|
 I liked it Ed. 
|
|
I liked it Ed.
|
|
 Where's todays? It's nearly 10 past 2 already!
|
|
yeah and no joke..........................
|
|
by the way Ed ................................sharing is caring
|
|
yes weres todays, knew it wouldnt last, he can`t think of one, how dissopointing and I`ve been up all night waiting for Eds today joke and nothing!! its 8.30 now 8 and half hours into the day
|
|
