 No, no, no, no, no! Your jokes are now getting funnier than Ed's. So why not just one per day and have us begging for more? Tease. 
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 They're all copies of my jokes on the original jokes thread ....
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 Woody, if I did that someone would claim I'm copying him!!  Well I'll be a ....... All of them, Ed? Typical of the American influenced, claim everything is theirs Anyway, I thought my Bait Box entries were being boycotted !!
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Don't honour yourself with such assumptions .........
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err??? Well it was late. anyway as i was saying,to those still looking Indians Two Red Indians and a scouser were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The scouser was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about,.
'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'
The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.
Just then they came upon another cave.
The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The scouser wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking,
'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read...............
You'll like this
NAKED SCOUCER RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
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 seen it .....Ed posted that one 10 years ago most of the jokes on here been posted by Ed yonks ago
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<a href="http://null/localiser/member.asp?sp=&v=1&MemNo=501" title="Visit ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one) member profile">ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)</a>posted 12/06/1998 Indians Two Red Indians and a Bonney chap were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Bonney chap was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about,.
'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'
The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.
Just then they came upon another cave.
The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Bonney chap wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking,
'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read...............
You'll like this
NAKED BONNEY CHAP RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
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<a href="http://null/localiser/member.asp?sp=&v=1&MemNo=501" title="Visit ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one) member profile">ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)</a>posted 12/06/1998 What a load of rubbish! Ed's first Thread 05/10/01 15:28!
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it was on another site.............
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So, it's not been seen on here then!
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I suppose technically not the FM as we know it but your just being picky
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As my membership number is in the 400's,as is yours, and it was last on before my time, and there are now 50000 of us. Picky? Alright then, perhaps I am, but 49,500 new members since 2001, at the very least haven't seen it on FM!!
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Your member number is in the 4000s (4998 in fact nearly 5000) Cakeys is 413 ...... Picky ???? maybe ................but you started it !
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ner ner nee ner ner!! Cakey did anyway. What's a 0 between friends 501?
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Any way it's my Thread,you carry on reading it in silence
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It was all Woody's fault he stirred it up ...................
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thats all he does..............
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