 A shocking video captured by a passer by whilst walking past furkham hall watersports
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 Hey I was going to send that to that programme that the Beadle chap used to run.................... You've been framed for a laugh ......or something and get £250 now you'd ruined that idea
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 Hey I was going to send that to that programme that the Beadle chap used to run.................... You've been framed for a laugh ......or something and get £250 now you'd ruined that idea
That's a shame M'lud but we'd still like to know who's who. 
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More to the point - I believe that scruffy common person in the clip was Matt "the cable layer" Corker
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  i did notice one or two clues that suggest you may have substituted actors in place of his lordship and the toff ,but confound it man .......im nit picking ,bloody good show i loved it
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Thanks old bean
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 Oh for God's sake what working class oiks some of you are. Firstly anybody of class would not be wearing a black hat with a brown check suit. Secondly the gentlemen would have been similarly attired but one was in daywear whilst the other was in wear more appropriate for a summer picnic or activity in a punt. Thirdly neither could be his lordship - if he were the generator of the liquid stream then his valet would be holding his member, allowing his Lordship to use both hands for such activities as the correct drinking of tea, or checking a below stairs maid's points. However if he were the recipient then his valet would have immediately interjected his person between his Lordship and the progenitor of uric infused fluids, as no person of inferior social status should ever touch a noble in anyway. I fear you have been duped by imposters from the colonies, although the old style working class oik would easily have spotted the ruse. It is a sad comment on our modern education system that the lower types don't even receive this modicum of basic learning.
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 Prince Charles has a valet to hold his knob and shake the drips off when he has a pee
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i wonder if prince charles,es valets dutys include stimulating the royal knob prior to his duty to camilla ?if so he must get massive overtime.
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 I should think one doesn't shake the drips from a Princes knob but carefully dab at them with a silk hanky thereby preventing unsightly damp patches on his trouser legs.
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Male Royal personages of the British Royal Family always sits to pee - this goes back to the days of King Alfred. He was watching the cakes to make sure they didn't burn when he needed a pee - reluctant to leave the fire in cake the cakes burnt he stood up and whipped is royal manhood out, peed at the side of the fire. Unfortunately some of the spray it the fire and caused steam to rise up and burn his royal purple headed scepter. In his haste to get medical attention , he let the cakes burn so had no supper that night and due to his scolded meat truncheon could not perform the royal duties with the Queen. From then on no Male Royal has risked such again and always sits to pee.
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 And Princess Anne does it standing up
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Normally in the back of a horse box
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 Looking at Camilla the Gorilla, she does it standing on her head.
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Looking at Camilla she looks like Rod Hull
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i dont thing Rod hull will be happy about that, my god she is an insult to ugly
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She fits in well with most of the royal family then
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