 Please note the following clauses from my Manifesto for a Better Britain: 5. No beards. 6. Toupee wearers can only wear their piece every other day. 7. Compulsory head shaving for men with comb-overs, they need to face up to reality. I hope that makes my position clear.
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 I'll vote for that 
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 I have had a bald head since I was 22, never have I even considered a syrup, and never would, or the deadly comb over. I have the full beard and bald head, I plan on getting my head turned, but until I solve the problem of the rain going up my nose it will have to stay this way.
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 Right then! Scarborough is full of rough women!....common as MUCK!....fat track suited tattooed plumper playing bingo on the front and gorging on fish and chips... often twice a day!In other words I can fully recommend this resort! York!Lots of pretty ladies, they can be sophisticated, and I do recommend driving down "Micklegate" where the street is lined by pubs on a Friday or Saturday evening.The young ladies are stunning!....and often by 11pm are not averse to having a scrap with each other that would put a seasoned cage fighter to shame, you will certainly get a flash of knicker as they roll drunkenly on the pavement before being thrown in the back of the police van to "sleep it off at the station" for the night!In other words I can fully recommend this City! (Derrick Deanos does not work for the Yorkshire tourist board, but would not mind a job if there is one going....he feels able to express the finer points of this GREAT County and is able for small fee take small groups around the historic city of York on a " Ye oldie medieval pie shop trail").
thansk Deanos, that sounds a lot better than ormskirk, its like watching paint dry here 
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Monk Be carefull in Scarborough mate. You might be set upon by a gang of parker wearing scooterboys.
what girlieboys you mean, I used to be a Grebo
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I have had a bald head since I was 22, never have I even considered a syrup, and never would, or the deadly comb over. I have the full beard and bald head, I plan on getting my head turned, but until I solve the problem of the rain going up my nose it will have to stay this way.
Thats funny, I don't remember you having a bald head at Gold. Claudie been nagging at you then?
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 Some of the Worlds most EVIL men have had "comb overs"... Adolph Hickler Arfur Scargill Graham Norton Bobby Charlton Jimmy Clitherow Janet Krankie Makes you think doesnt it!
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phew! yes it does
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The problem of having a cold bald head is solved by some earlier clauses in my Manifesto for a Bettr Britain: 3. Anyone suffering from piles should wear a purple bobble hat. 4. Anyone who has had their piles removed should wear a purple bobble hat with the bobble cut off. Given that most men have SUFFERED by the age of 40, then the two should coincide.
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.jpg) Bobby Charlton ??????????
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Bit harsh...Wor Bobbie's not that scary But this bloke is
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 hang on,i,m a bearded ken dodd haired over 40 pile sufferer and i hate purple.
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 Knock Knock... hey dad there's a bloke at the door with a bald head. Well tell him I've already got one! arf...
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hang on,i,m a bearded ken dodd haired over 40 pile sufferer and i hate purple. |Slimey,you'll need to work on that a bit if its for the Personal Ads.
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 i see where you are coming from,what if the beard wasn,t mentioned? hang on,i,m a bearded ken dodd haired over 40 pile sufferer and i hate purple.
|Slimey,you'll need to work on that a bit if its for the Personal Ads.
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 What about a murkin
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