 saw a chap in sainsburys the other day wearing a jet black obvious wig ,at the moment i still have most of my hair but if it stayed on the pillow after i,d got up you could,nt pay me enough to wear one.
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 The Monk wears one --and so does Ron ..........
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 i like the old boys that dye there hair so black it looks like its got a purple sheen
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The Monk wears one --and so does Ron ..........
a useful tip for identifying the above at future fish ins ...but why the hood?
oh i get it the eyebrows dont match it
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 The Monk wears one --and so does Ron .......... Monk is a talented Rock Musician and therefore he has to watch his image.and Ron has to keep his reputation as a lady killer 
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 I would only wear a wig if I was bald, I really cant see the point otherwise to be honest.
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 I wear one in the winter , Take it off in the summer. Be carefull how you tread Slime, theres quite a few i have met off here that wear them, dont want to upset anybody do we?. But for a £5 towards the auction im prepared to name names , by e-mail only you understand
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 I feel I really must make a point here - wearing badly-fitting, miss-matched 'syrups' does not make us bad people.
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If you had a terrible accident at work, and ended up with your head in a pan full of boiling hot toffee, you might have to wear a wig as the chances are all your real hair would grow back looking like Ken Dodds....and thats not funny!
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Thanks for bringing that up..... Again. It was just the one time it happened. Just let it lie will ya?
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If you had a terrible accident at work, and ended up with your head in a pan full of boiling hot toffee, you might have to wear a wig as the chances are all your real hair would grow back looking like Ken Dodds....and thats not funny! mine does.
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I feel I owe a public apology to all the members of FM who have been insulted by my reference to having "hair like Ken Dodds". Well, cheer up lads...could be worse...IT COULD BE GINGER!
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 I still have a full head of hair, but i do wear a chest syrup when i`m discoing
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There are lots of good disco's in Yorkshire Mr Monk. Haven't you moved to Yorkshire yet,and are you still going to?
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 I still have a full head of hair, but i do wear a chest syrup when i`m discoing Very Sexy !! do you wear a big gong around your neck as well? 
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yes all the time Maggie, you delightful creature you 
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There are lots of good disco's in Yorkshire Mr Monk. Haven't you moved to Yorkshire yet,and are you still going to?
funny enough Deanos, i`m working in yorkshire for two days next week but one, on the wednesdays i`m in York and the friday I`m in Scarborough, whats the native slappers like mate??
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The guys who have the long strands of hair combed across their bald part (where it hangs down the side of their head in a wind) make me laugh as it looks so wierd, I would prefer (and quite like) a guy with a shaven head than that; even a natural coloured syrup would be better.
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Right then! Scarborough is full of rough women!....common as MUCK!....fat track suited tattooed plumper playing bingo on the front and gorging on fish and chips... often twice a day!In other words I can fully recommend this resort! York!Lots of pretty ladies, they can be sophisticated, and I do recommend driving down "Micklegate" where the street is lined by pubs on a Friday or Saturday evening.The young ladies are stunning!....and often by 11pm are not averse to having a scrap with each other that would put a seasoned cage fighter to shame, you will certainly get a flash of knicker as they roll drunkenly on the pavement before being thrown in the back of the police van to "sleep it off at the station" for the night!In other words I can fully recommend this City! (Derrick Deanos does not work for the Yorkshire tourist board, but would not mind a job if there is one going....he feels able to express the finer points of this GREAT County and is able for small fee take small groups around the historic city of York on a " Ye oldie medieval pie shop trail").
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 Monk Be carefull in Scarborough mate. You might be set upon by a gang of parker wearing scooterboys.
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