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 nice one Ed
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 H'mmm There seems to be a "technical hitch" regarding this thread, so whilst Ed sorts things out, perhaps I may regale you with a political/satirical poem..... Gordon looked out of his window, from his office upon high "if the poor cannot afford cake, they can always eat a pie". Tax may be my middle name he (exclaimed with a grin), but who can you blame for this bloody mess, YOU VOTED US ALL IN! And soooooooooo the dire wee Scottish lad got down to work agin, "I will tax the poor to pay the rich just like the Tory boys...in fact Ed Balls he screamed, bang 80% on little children's toys. The moral of this ditty you cannot fail to see, vote MONSTER RAVING LOONEY then you've cast your vote for me!
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thats great Deanos, I must admit I was getting a little bored while Ed was having technical problems and I think you contrubution has significantly fired the thread into action, hopefully once Ed gets his act together we can find out what the F**k the threads about anyway?? 
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  nice one i need some tips ,im of barbel fishing this weekend,on the river fulda (germany) 2 days whats the best bait,slow to med water 1.5 depth gravel bottom any tips by saturday morning .
many thanks the welsh wizzard come on cardiff city
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well you`ve obviously come to the right thread Adriano
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 Bait for the Fulda has just got to be a nice big chunk of NAAFI bread flake. Cant beat it.
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or gentles ......
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yes but whos genitles
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 i will use this interlude to ask ed if the pile operation he mentioned in a recent thread was in fact a full blown arse transplant, and if so did they tell him who was the doner? not sure i,m ready for such trauma.
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I had the full op about 18 years ago The worst part of it was the first turd after the op I actually had the operation on my birthday (some present huh?)16th Jan and I had my first turd on Feb 1st ....... '''The pain when I passed *'the thing'* was the worst I've ever experienced - there were teethmarks in the toilet seat and fingernail scratches down the walls .... . . .*'the thing'* was about 8 inches long and almost the circumference of a 2 litre bottle of Coke , It was as hard and solid as if it was made of concrete ..... But having had it done -- it was the best thing I ever did .....having put up with years of worry,pain and discomfort thinking it was something more serious
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ed, seriously you have just made me smile,got washed changed went to local and had to come home after 1drink ,im suffering mate.
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mine just vanished, I`m not sure how that happened? It may have been a change of diet, I tend to eat a lot of fruit these days
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Slimey ..... Seriously,-- get yourself some Anusol suppositories and they'll ease the pain , if you have pain when you go to the toilet get some Fibrogel (that softens your turds and makes it easier to pass them) I'd definitely go to the doctors and get them seen to --if they are in the early stages they can shrink them with an injection which is a lot less painful than the piles will be... Looking back I wish I'd had mine seen to long before I did .. People laugh about piles --They're NOT funny,if they had them they wouldn't laugh !!
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 ha ha ha ha he he he he ho ho ho ho
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ho he ho ha he ho ha
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So you haven't got them ........
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no......................ha ha ha hehehe
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