TITUS WROTE  (eddited from my post)

"But what I do object to is somebody calling another person a leach for doing what they themselves are doing. and then pretending they have done the homework".

Why didn't you say that in the first place?

Baz (Angel of the North) wrote (see)

I had a short conversation with somebody the other week. He rates himself as a big Bream angler.

He was telling me how another certain angler was a leech, because he watches where he catches from and then jumps on his peg at the fist opertunity. A week later, the self professed big Bream angler hot footed it to where another angler was catching and asked how far out was he fishing, and in which direction he was casting to. And what bait he was using.

Personally, I don’t think there is anything wrong in that, we all help each other. But when they call other people for doing it, I think it’s about time they took a reality check on themselves.

As you can see TITUS. I already did say that in my first post ON PAGE ONE.

The BOLD Writing above is where I said it. Is that clear enough for you?

Baz (Angel of the North) wrote (see)

Little or not.  You still wouldn't like a poke in the eye  from it.

I have an invaluable publication, that I could lend you Baz.

It details precisely, with pictures, exactly where you should poke it. The eye unfortunately, whilst occupied by an eyeball, is one orifice not listed as suitable for the purposes of poking, other than with the mandatory finger.

Keep up the good work and don't let 'em grind you down.

Steaker de Lurker wrote (see)

Baz (Angel of the North) wrote (see)

Little or not.  You still wouldn't like a poke in the eye  from it.

I have an invaluable publication, that I could lend you Baz.

It details precisely, with pictures, exactly where you should poke it. The eye unfortunately, whilst occupied by an eyeball, is one orifice not listed as suitable for the purposes of poking, other than with the mandatory finger.

Keep up the good work and don't let 'em grind you down.

I got poked in the eye by one when I was an apprentice. And it aint nice.

Sat down painting a radiator.......Tap on the shoulder.......Turn around and look up.....Oooccchhhh!

They all had a good laugh. But as I was also the brew lad, and all their drinking cups were washed and cleaned personally by me.  it was a big mistake on their part.

I nearly choked myself laughing as I watched them drinking their tea from their spotlessly clean cups.

I hope you pissed in the teapot

Like I pissed in your milk .........

Some years ago I was working on an offshore installation in the North Sea, when I woke in the middle of the night with excruciating pan in one of my eyes. I had to get the medic up from hersleep (she was quite popular). It turned out I had a severe case of conjunctivitis and she put cocaine in my eye to numb it. Anyway, rumour had it that one of the mechanical technicians couldn't find his woolly sock that night and had been poking about in my eye. Ba****d.

Matt Corker wrote (see)

Some years ago I was working on an offshore installation in the North Sea, when I woke in the middle of the night with excruciating pan in one of my eyes. I had to get the medic up from hersleep (she was quite popular). It turned out I had a severe case of conjunctivitis and she put cocaine in my eye to numb it. Anyway, rumour had it that one of the mechanical technicians couldn't find his woolly sock that night and had been poking about in my eye. Ba****d.

Matt Corker wrote (see)

 Anyway, rumour had it that one of the mechanical technicians couldn't find his woolly sock that night and had been poking about in my eye. Ba****d.

Did you keep an 'eye out' for him after that. 

Did you keep an 'eye out' for him after that. 

It felt like someone had my eye out  ouch