 "Graham, will you tell Eddie Bibby to stop messing with my spider please"
. . . and while you are about it Graham, can you please reset the criteria on the 30 day listing?
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 WHY? I appear to be rather active. It must be down to all my intersting and entertaining articles.....er......no. Maybe its down to all the rigs I have in the library....er......no. Perhaps its because of the 2 reviews I have done? Then there's my extensive gallery....er..I think not. It can only be down to all the whitty and entertaining b*ll*cks that I post on the forum. There must be a extra marks for keeping Ron in conversation and keeping him off the streets and out of trouble.
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 I think it's a lovely spider .......... really really scary (hahaha) I bet Ron doesn't know what kind it is ........ . . . . (You're not so big a scary now are you -- like when you take Graham and I out and are horrible to us --- you pretend your being kind to us and all you do is take the piss because we're old )
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 Doesn't the piss just come out on its own?
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 apparently it only comes out on its own when the bag is full.
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 The elastic round the legs of the incontinence pants has perished and it just dribbles out .....
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 Poor sod....at least he'll fit in down at Nettos when he goes for his tinned Frey Bentos Pie, tinned peas and potatoes.
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 It's not just Graham -- It's me too ...... (I think it's the ammonia in the piss that rots the elastic ........)
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 Graham? Sorry, I thought you were refering to Ron. Get one of those big nappies for dribbly men and walk the streets with your head held high. WOOOOOOAH FOGEY FOR..ORM, Fogey form for yooooou.
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 Will the person responsible for my spider , please return the real one,Im sick of you lot messing about, My mam said you have got to, or she will come round and brain you both! 
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 What spider am I having this time?. You pair of A-----es
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 Maybe a Spider with 8 BUMS,
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 Give him a daddy longlegs, he won't notice the difference.
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 the spiders dead ..........
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 Mr Bibby, I have in my possesion £35 of yours, every time you change my thing , i will deduct a £1, put the real spider back or it will cost you £10 
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