I reckon 2 to 3lb a peice.....

pervs the lot of you,

 last time I take the wife fishing

That woman would never be allowed on the beach at Skegness I can tell you.

The only birds I have seen with a couple of fish like that also had a mountain of chips and a can of Fanta to wash it all down with.

Also...if she had a fag hanging out the side of her gob, headscarf, couple of curlers in, 40" waist and a few tattoos and a Pontefract accent...well..chances are I would know her!!!

OH NO!...NOT AGAIN!

May I remind you Raymundo that such women are definitely at the top of the tottie tree where I come from! I am also considered a model for the average male in Yorkshire I can tell you!....the Pizza lad, who often calls around twice a day with a bubbling Italian cheese snack for me says he wants to grow up just like me.

Bless him....hee hee hee, the wee lad is only about 15st Raymundo....but I shall do my best to fleash the poor little chap out a bit.....I dont want the kids calling him a "skinny southern softy" int playground as he nicks dinner money off em do I???

Deanos,

I saw one of your birds laying on the beach, green peace towed her into the water, i had to stop them. Whales dont grow that big i said, sorry they said.

In compensation they gave her a large tub of ice cream, and an extra large portion of cod and chips, the ice cream had a sausage sticking out the side, sorry no chocolate flakes they said. She was happy

I loveeeeee..... fishing!!!!!!

The one on the left is a good 5lb in my experience, and, as is usually the case, the one on the right is slightly smaller.

But still worth avin.

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