Is there anyone on here that has never broken a rule whilst fishing

I've used boilies at a place where they were banned - but not until the bailiff came round and watched a guy piling them in and said nothing to him, I've also strayed in to a No Fishing area with my line whilst fishing from a legal spot

So who is whiter than white on FM 

I've also put toilet paper down the loo in Greece - dirty buggers having that rule - they need  to sort out their plumbing 

Nice to see you back MeLord; Now to your thread, I don,t think that anyone can say no.

And if they do I think there telling you porkies.

Thanks Jimmy

What about those Greeks - Dirty sods - putting the paper in a basket after a good wipe - it's not on

Lord Paul of Sheffield (DFKDFC) (SSDD) wrote (see)

Thanks Jimmy

What about those Greeks - Dirty sods - putting the paper in a basket after a good wipe - it's not on

No Jimmy

The Roman gave us good drainage back BC - what have the Roman ever don for us? - pity they didn't get round to invading Greece and sorting their systems out

So who's best;

Romans or Greeks?

There's only one way to find out......

Lets get Spillers Dog Biscuit to run a vote  

He likes votes ...

Careful chaps....Mrs. Posh's late mother was Greek!  (And spent much of the war years, as a teenager, putting up Anti -Nazi posters around Athens.  Those were the days when "Bill Stickers will be shot -if lucky")

On the other hand she came to Yorkshire in 1949 - I could make a comment about similar methods of "soil" extraction - but I may upset a few tykes!

I was on a short break at Melton land of the pork pies....

The wife and I fished some strage place for the day I used pellets we had taken with us, it was only on the way out I saw the sign saying only use tackle shop brought pellets.

The funny thing is the chap taking the money didn't point out I hadn't noticed, and stod next to me when I was using them.

I put my hand up to this.

I broke a rule, i was so mad about it,

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I could'nt measure my fish.

Im afraid to say if used micro barbs on a barbless only lake - and i'll do it again!!

Also used the No hemp/flask trick cakey mentioned earlier.

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I,ll have nowt said about the Greeks. Without them we wouldnt have kebabs, stefanos,kleftiko.

What have the sodding Romans given us?????? PITZA   FFS?????

Glorified cheese butty made up of Unibond, crap bread and a squidge of wet tomato juice, BLOODY YUKKK.

Lord Paul of Sheffield (DFKDFC) (SSDD) wrote (see)

The Roman gave us good drainage back BC - what have the Roman ever don for us? -

XERXES: The aquaduct?

REG: What?

XERXES: The aquaduct

REG: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.

COMMANDO #3: And the sanitation.

LORETTA: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?

REG: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done.

MATTHIAS: And the roads.

REG: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--

COMMANDO: Irrigation.

XERXES: Medicine.

COMMANDOS: Huh? Heh? Huh...

COMMANDO #2: Education.

COMMANDOS: Ohh...

REG: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.

COMMANDO #1: And the wine.

COMMANDOS: Oh, yes. Yeah...

FRANCIS: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.

COMMANDO: Public baths.

LORETTA: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.

FRANCIS: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.

COMMANDOS: Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

REG: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

XERXES: Brought peace.

REG: Oh. Peace? Shut up!