Finger or Paper ?

after reading the venue thread I wondered what do you expect from a venue ?

I definitely use paper for ..........

Oop's I thought you were talking about something else - sorry.

yeah, you had me worried for a minute too Cakey!

but its what I mean ........do you go for some where with bogs or do the bushes do ?

cafe or no cafe.....etc etc

If nature designed you to use fingers, it wouldn't have provided leaves,
dock leaves are especially good as they soothe the stiniging nettle burns at the same time.

No bogs ,cafes ,club house ,the less frills the better .

I once read about this spray you can buy , you spray it on your arse after youve had a **** and basically as it drys out (your arse that is), it sort of self cleans the ****** save you using anything other that the spray, sounds alright I suppose apart from the fact that you would have to stand there, trollies round the ankles, until your arse dries out???

I suppose if you have a colostomy bag, any venues alright?

Do it the way they do it in Mobile mate.

The old song tells of the fact that there is no paper in the bogs, so they wait until it clogs then they chop it off like logs - In Mobile.