Vladimir, you're 'avin' us on, mate

[Paul Boote]

Has he got the instructions for the Wallis cast written on his hand??

No. Merely going through the pre-trip Yogic moves if he wants to be taught the Wallis Cast by me, beside the River Ganges. Petty dictators need their Gurus, or a TV series.

 

[Paul Boote]

Sinitta - So Macho - YouTube


Extreme fishing: from Vladimir Putin to Robson Green, sport at its most macho

Angling used to be about mystery and tranquillity. Now it's about landing the biggest river monster you can battle from the depths, and it's becoming a big global business, too

Extreme fishing: from Vladimir Putin to Robson Green, sport at its most macho | Sport | The Guardian


"Yeah, Paul, but the real men moved on to minnows a couple of decades ago...."

 

[Paul Boote]

Get a something-that-you're-not series, or a life? Always the latter. Slap!

Monty Python, The Fish Slapping Dance - YouTube

 

[Paul Boote]

"They don't like it up 'em, Mr Mainwaring!"

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