Just brilliant Cliff. having just changed my phone because the touch screen cannot change to numerical quick enough to prevent.." you have not entered a number....click" when I try to contact the phone providers about the problem I have with the touch screen of their phone not switching over to numerical quickly enough to not be cut off as I try to phone them about the problem I have with their phone touch screen which..........can you pass me that red biro, the birthday card and one of your wife's ciggies...I've stopped for 26 years seems a good time to start again!!
A work of genius...I could feel the stress levels rising as the tale unfolded