Solly and Jacob are two dirt-poor farmers out in the desert.
Solly: "Jacob, you are my very best friend. If I had two houses, I would give you one of those houses"
Jacob: "And you are my very best friend. And if I had two cars, I would give you one of those two cars"
Solly: "And if I had two chickens. I would give you one of those chickens"
Jacob: "Now Solly, you KNOW I have two chickens!.."