FISHINGmagic
veals_468x60_060208 AD
 Home » News > HumourSunday 20 July 2008 | Help  
Join FM today!
Join FISHINGmagic now
*
*
*
*
*
*
 Send me occasional exclusive competitions & relevant offers
 I accept the Terms & Conditions*
Why join?  
Our privacy policy
Competitions!
Win prizes with FM
Regional Weather
Shades or waterproofs

- Region weather
- 3 day Outlook
- City Forecasts
Most Active Members
... in the last 30 days
1.Graham Marsden
2.Ron 'The Hat' Cla...
3.Avon Aquatics - R...
4.Woody the Moaning...
5.Frothey
6.Mark Wintle (ACA)
7.Neil Maidment
8.Mark Hewitt (ACA...
9.Cakey
10.Fred Bonney (ACA ...
See all active members
 HUMOUR 05 / 05 / 06
 

The Alternative Angler - The Silt-Walter Letters

KEVIN PERKINS


Kevin Perkins is one of those anglers who sees the funny side of everything, and there are plenty of funny goings-on in fishing. But not everybody is able to convey the funny and often quirky nature of fishing. But Kevin can. He's the Alternative Angler who sees that side of things that most of us miss because we're too busy going about the serious business of catching fish and often missing the satire and laughs along the way.

Never mind smelling the flowers, don't forget to take time out to see the satirical side of fishing life and grab a laugh along the way as well. So here's a regular column from Kevin Perkins to remind us that life is for laughing at, or taking the p*** out of, whenever we can.

The Silt - Walter Letters

Exciting news just released is the discovery of hitherto unknown correspondence between one of angling's greatest names, Rick Walter, and a northern member of his band of young contemporaries, Don Silt. Sadly at the moment we only have copies of Don's letters, but even so they provide a fascinating insight into the developing 'master and pupil' relationship between the experienced angling authority and his eager, willing young student.

May20th 1964

Dear Mr. Walter,
Had a go at the postman chappie today as once again I still haven't received your 'Thank you' note for your weeks' trout fishing I paid for at Avington. I am also eagerly awaiting your report on how the trip went, particularly as you did say that late April/early May might still be a bit cold, and that I might have to stump up for you to go on a few more expeditions, just to see if a pattern emerges. Really exciting stuff, could be on the brink of a breakthrough, best to carry on the research, as you say. And, of course I fully understand that you have to go on these trips on your own so you can give the matter your utmost concentration, don't want some young pup at your side asking lots of stupid questions.

Yours etc,

Don Silt


May 30th

Dear Mr. Walter

Still no news on further Avington trips, but I am saving up hard and will send money soonest. I think I should report the postman for hoarding letters, as still nothing arrived from yourself, very suspicious. Anyway, good news! Spoke to that nice Mr Treble, the bailiff at Tring Reservoirs, and he tells me I can come down and do the pre-baiting for you. I can have the boat for three days (at a very special rate) so I can start putting out the two hundredweight of breadcrumbs you said we would need for a proper bream session on the opening day of the season. Best news of all is that the breadcrumbs were free!

Had to get a bakers round to pay for the Avington trips, and not only do I get free use of shop bike, but I can keep all the crumbs left over in the bottom of the basket every day. With the amount of cobbled streets we have up here, that shakes the loaves up good and proper. Trouble is that the white and brown crumbs get all mixed up, so I have spent my evenings sorting them out into separate bags, I'm sure that is the right thing to do.

Anyway, I've booked three weeks unpaid holiday, because I've worked out it will take me five days to ride the shop bike down to Tring, loaded up with all that groundbait in the basket and not too many punctures, I hope! Three days doing the pre-baiting, a day's fishing with you. By the way, Mr Treble wrote to me and said that he agrees with you that for Health and Safety reasons it is OK for me to row you around in the boat, but not to have my own rod, in case of accidents, I fully understand, you don't want some clumsy oaf like me taking your eye out. He also very kindly said I could sleep under the upturned boat whilst I am down here, no charge, leaving you that room at the cosy little pub in the village. And after all the excitement, I've got a full five days to cycle home, although without all that groundbait in the front basket, I should fly back!

Yours etc,

Don Silt


June 6th

Dear Mr. Walter

At last, a letter from you! No mention of Avington or Tring, but instead a reply to my earlier interest in me possibly writing a book. You will recall I got very brave one day and wrote to you saying that it seems as if all those chaps you call friends, such as Jed Naylor and Jed Muller, get asked to by you to write about their favourite species of fish, why couldn't an ambitious upstart youngster like me be set a similar task? I have to say that I am really pleased that you have agreed to ask me to write about something that will be exciting, certainly challenging and that has really opened my eyes, because I was completely unaware of the apparent amount of interest that you say is out there for a work detailing all the aspects of 'Halibut Fishing in the Outer Hebrides'.

I fully appreciate that you cannot offer any sort of support to me in this venture as I have to go it alone and find out things for myself. And more than that I appreciate it when you say that whilst I am away in the Outer Hebrides for months at a time doing research, you don't want me to worry about not writing to you as I will be too busy taking notes, etc. Thanks for being so understanding.

Yours etc

Don Silt

PS Looking forward to seeing you at Tring in a few days, tried to call you to confirm but the number you gave me seems to be out of order, never mind, roll on the 16th!


Bookmark thisPrinter friendly version
Want to send this article to a friend? Please join here
 

Discuss this article, 1 of 22 messages, read more:
Graham Whatmore 
Posted: 05/05/06 15:03:00 00
Kevin, that Bob Newhart, one sided conversation type approach is a sure fire winner especially for your droll sense of humour. Congratulaions mate and I can see this, and more of these letter articles becoming a firm favourite with FM readers.
Read more...
Related articles:
The Alternative Angler – Silt/Walter Letters #5
Kevin Perkins has some good news – Don Silt is back from New Zealand and he’s in touch with Rick Walter once again!
The Alternative Angler – Silt-Walter Letters #2
Kevin Perkins with more of the fascinating correspondence between top rod and angling writer Rick Walter, and northern groupie Don Silt
The Stone-Walker Letters
Barrie Rickards review this book of letters that passed between two of angling’s most famous writers
The Stone-Walker Letters
Ron Clay reviews this limited edition of a book that will be loved by Peter Stone and Richard Walker fans
Alternative Angler Archive
Alternative Angler Archive

Members Logon
Email:
Password:
 
forgot your password?
Article Search
Great Deals!

Forum Hot Threads
618442 Total Messages
Species Hunt Final Round...
by EC
Especially for...........
by Fred Bonney (ACA - BS- BTO)
Sundridge bite alarm set
by Shine On You Crazy Diamond
The Nikon D300 owners Club
by The Monk,
Rain
by wildmanfishing.
» Loads More Threads
Coarse Fisherman Mag
Want to know what's in the latest issue of Coarse Fisherman before it hits the shelves?

Join the mailing list!
FishingMagic on tap!
RSS the latest FM news straight to your desktop
FM Photo Gallery
Add your fishing pics to the
FM GALLERY!

 Send to friend | Join Now ^ Top of Page
About FISHINGmagic
- About Us
- Privacy Policy
- Terms and Conditions

Subscribe to FISHINGMAGIC RSS news feed.
Contact Us
- Support
- Advertise with us
- FAQ
- Retailers: free site review
Affiliates
- Take our news for free
- RSS Feed
Magicalia Digital Publishing
Cycling
- BIKEmagic
- RoadCyclingUK
- SheCycles
- LondonCycleSport
- Visordown
- ProTourNews
Outdoors
- OUTDOORSmagic
- FISHINGmagic
- GOLFmagic
- TheMainSail
Lifestyle
- ThinkBaby
- Gardening.co.uk
- AVReview
- ThinkCamera
Hobbies
- ModelFlying
- MilitaryModelling
- ModelBoats
- GetWoodWorking

- Full Portfolio
© 1999-2008 Magicalia Ltd.