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CAPTION COMPETITION - Aug/Sept 2010!

By FishingMagic 20/08/2010 16:15:00

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Yes, it’s time for another of our very popular caption competitions! Get your entry in now for a super prize.

This photo features our regular contributor, Ian Gemson, and is that an inflatable carp? There might be a clue to some entries!

For those that are new to this game, all you have to do is post, in the attached thread, what you think would be the funniest caption to the photograph below. It can be naughty and it can be more than one line, such as Angler A says “…”, Angler B says “…” and even the carp says “…”. It’s up to you!

Here's the picture -

The member posting funniest entry will win a copy of The complete Guide to Carp Fishing by Colin Davidson. The competition will run until midnight on Sunday the 19th September and the judge’s decision is final! It is open to any member of FishingMagic and members can submit as many posts/entries as they like.

So thinking caps on and lets have your funniest and most hilarious thoughts – THIS is the thread to post into.

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Comments (64 posted):

Rodney Wrestt on 20/08/2010 18:46:47

You're avin' a larf, this isn't what I had in mind when you suggested a blow up for the bivvy session.

slime monster on 20/08/2010 18:51:31

"Yes folks you will bag up when you use CARPet tiles " contact wwwgullabletwat.com

peter crabtree on 20/08/2010 19:48:27

Mr orange hat says..........Hang on a minute... It's been tagged...... look there on it's pelvic fin.... I can't read it ! says the angler. C'est une Eurostar billet de baggage Monsieur, says the carp.................

preston96 on 20/08/2010 20:01:08

Man in Orange hat.... "Do you think if i wear this hat someone will use this for a CAPon comp on some WWW fishingsite?"

Cliff Hatton 2 on 20/08/2010 20:13:14

Captor: "WHAT is your name?" Man in cap: "Don't tell him, Car...doh!

Wobbly Face (As Per Ed) on 20/08/2010 20:17:09

For that bit of extra safety, we now blow air into the carp for added protection as it will now bounce on the unhooking matt.

Lord Paul of Sheffield on 20/08/2010 20:50:47

"Quick stick your finger in the hole, air's leaking out - HOY wrong hole!"

Rickrod on 20/08/2010 21:04:12

Man in cap It looks abit big for 3oz

S-Kippy on 20/08/2010 21:04:16

Carp thinking " How am I ever going to live this down ? Wait till the girls hear I've come out on a Scopex pop up to Orange Cap.....that bloody Snake Pit Common is gonna laugh her gills off "

sagalout on 21/08/2010 05:02:12

(All based on an original idea from Slime!) "CARPet tiles, the ultimate accessory for the long stay angler" OR "CARPet bagging"

Day Breamer on 21/08/2010 07:40:43

'I asked the missus for a blow job and this is what she gave me'

bobstains on 21/08/2010 07:55:43

Angler A: Eiffel tower??

kevin o connor on 21/08/2010 07:56:27

Carp says " I am sure I saw a little worm peeping out at me. One more lunge and it's mine" Orange cap. "So now you caught it , what are you going to do with it?" Angler. "If I could just remember where the water is I would put him back in."

Fred Bonney on 21/08/2010 08:45:07

Carp " I like the unhooking mat. I like it because he's not going to drop me from five foot. BUT 4 miles back to the lake? he's 'avin' a larf"

Ray Roberts on 21/08/2010 08:59:50

The idea of a blow up rubber carp certainly appeals, but do I have to bring it all the way back to the shop to get it emptied?

J K on 21/08/2010 10:03:19

Buy the De-Luxe version and use it this way to impress your fishing mates, turn it inside out and it becomes the model behind me for those lonely nights in the bivvy.

coelacanth on 21/08/2010 10:21:29

There's more life in this one than in that White Springs "40"...

MarkTheSpark on 21/08/2010 11:10:36

"I'm calling him Daily Mail - same old carp, just inflated to ridiculous proportions."

Ray Roberts on 21/08/2010 11:53:05

"Look mate, I know you wanted to get a photo with Two Tone, but I really don't think you've done him any favours by bringing him here on the bus".

Rodney Wrestt on 21/08/2010 12:58:10

[LEFT]"Yes sir, this is the new Tickle Tackle VSS Kit (ViagraStaminaSession), instant Pop up bivy, blow up mat and fish........ The delux version comes with a free subscription to 40 plus....... you get to choose if it's for Big Carp Monthly or Readers Wives"[/LEFT]

Merv Harrison on 21/08/2010 19:03:10

Bloke in orange cap..... "It's okay, we'll photoshop it so it looks like you're holding it on the bank, all part of the service". "Right, who's next...COME AND HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH THE FISH OF A LIFETIME, ONLY £10

Morespiders on 21/08/2010 19:20:39

Looks like it needs a bit more air in it, what PSI did you catch it at

Beaker on 21/08/2010 19:32:25

The carps saying "Apeg with allthe comforts of home and the miserable *******s cant even wet the effing mat"

peter crabtree on 21/08/2010 19:45:02

Mr orange cap is saying...................... "Hang on a minute , Oi!!!!! hang on mate, no shut up a minute! Right ......now........ from the start again , so you set up this 3m whip on the canal and..............................

Mark Lewis 7 on 22/08/2010 06:10:19

Carp Says...." Can we hurry this up a bit lovies i've got a photo shoot with Matt & Mick in twenty mins"

Shine on 22/08/2010 07:49:59

Carp: I caught these two on the new XR3i turbo bivvy range.

Cakey on 22/08/2010 07:57:36

Ian is saying "I wish my blow up doll was as good as this blow up carp !"

Stealph Viper on 22/08/2010 08:54:52

Please use Pop Up Boilies responsibly ................... Inflatable Carp, the best fighting fish you will ever experience, hook it in the lip, it will fart and shoot straight out the lake .................. Fake Carp caught on Fake Sweetcorn .............. proof these aren't just Gimics but the Future of Carp Fishing

dayglowfroggy on 22/08/2010 11:24:06

Bob the carp's modeling carer was not exactly what Ian had promised !!

rufus on 22/08/2010 11:46:44

"Nice fish, but listen mate, we got a publicity ban in force here, so don't go splashing it all over the weeklies, alright...?"

Dicky (Angling Trust PAC) on 22/08/2010 17:31:27

Ian’s carp photography master-class was a big hit with the punters at Go Fishing… ‘Good! You’ve definitely cracked staring inanely at the head, now try and look less cheerful…’

Peter Jacobs on 22/08/2010 17:35:35

"I've heard about fishing the Car Park swim, but this is ridiculous!" OR: "Okay, now what are you going to name it then?" "How about; Her Indoors?"

jimmy crackedcorn on 22/08/2010 21:57:32

"On reflection I'll just have the one portion of chips" or "Honestly, I opened up the unhooking mat for the first time and it just rolled out" or "Now you just hold her steady while I get my fly undone" or "Next time just ring me and I'll bring the scales down to you" or <> "is the unhooking mat REALLY needed - YOU DROVE ME HERE !!" Or "Next time bring weights if you want to work out"

Merv Harrison on 22/08/2010 22:52:49

Carp...."Look at the colour of that cap, i've been well and truly tango'ed, no wonder i'm blushing".

Windy on 22/08/2010 23:52:52

"Trust me. Unzip and I promise you the blow job of your life"

Vongoosewing on 23/08/2010 09:20:53

'Nah Mate, she's not impressed with the Fox, not as comfortable as the Nash, can we go back and try that one again, I'm really sorry to mess you around, she's real fussy when it comes to buying her things!'

Paul Morley on 23/08/2010 10:09:46

Flippin Pasties......!

Nick Lynch on 23/08/2010 11:05:25

SPECIAL OFFER 40lb carp for the weight of 5oz. or man holding fish. "what do ya think" orange cap man. "looks good, I think we'll get away with it" man holding fish. "o.k. I'll go to Redmire tomorrow when it's dark and make the switch"

carpmouth on 23/08/2010 12:30:37

Man in orange hat saying – “I can’t believe they let her in without a ticket!” ---------- Post added at 05:30 ---------- Previous post was at 05:22 ---------- Carp, sniffing at the guy’s crotch says – “Ugh something smells fishy!”

Paul H on 23/08/2010 13:28:41

Now Mr Gemson, for the benefit of the court and using this model, would you please point to where the defendant touched your fish...

Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC) on 23/08/2010 13:33:20

Headline News Madame Tussauds opens new angling section.

Beaker on 24/08/2010 20:39:14

Gemson:- I said use a 10mm AIRBALL POP UP-NOT PUMP UP

Sean Meeghan on 25/08/2010 09:38:05

The new strain of super-carp that can live for up to a week out of the water and reach weights of 30lb in its first year is causing excitement in the big carp world. ---------- Post added at 10:38 ---------- Previous post was at 10:28 ---------- I thought you checked the unhooking mat before you packed it away!

Day Breamer on 25/08/2010 17:49:00

Immitation Carp caught on real sweetcorn...

peter crabtree on 25/08/2010 18:38:24

Immitation Carp caught on real sweetcorn...[/QU Quality DB.........

stan_lee on 25/08/2010 20:59:32

Shop owner (orange hat) to worker "now remember serious pose and fag break at 10:30 dinner 12:30 till 1 ......."

Shine on 25/08/2010 21:18:12

Ian: You have told the custom man here that you're an original English F1 carp. Is that correct? Carp: Oui monsieur

Ian Gemson on 26/08/2010 07:14:43

" So this is the carp that ate all the pies then ?"

Cakey on 26/08/2010 08:21:04

Ian youve left out the word "angler" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC) on 26/08/2010 08:58:15

Carp: "ooh look, that Chub bivvy is on special offer!"

Yacko on 26/08/2010 15:05:03

“Now I know what they mean when they say you inflate the size of all your catches!” , says guy in the new range 'camo-cap', made by same company who make the equally useless ‘ carp-u-inflate’

Day Breamer on 27/08/2010 08:41:11

Rumours that 'Two Tone' may still be alive have surfaced after there was a recent sighting of him at a charity event... These rumours have been quickly rubbished and brandished as completely 'blown up nonsense and fake'.

Paul H on 27/08/2010 12:52:20

'Vetinary reckons it's just trapped wind, but he were only the size of a 4 inch pastie yesterday...' Said in a James Herriot style faaaaarmer accent.

rains on 29/08/2010 15:37:35

Carp there is noway am gonna gulp down those magic boilies

Shine on 29/08/2010 20:05:20

Instant carper moves to the next level.

peter crabtree on 29/08/2010 20:24:59

carp says........ " Hey Ian , Oi yes you!!!!!!! about that hat mate? ............... nah , don't tell me you paid for that , no excuses.......... you've been tangoed innit............

r1paul on 30/08/2010 16:09:33