Pilgrim’s Progress

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Paul Williams

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Sedge,
I have just come back from B+Q...had to buy Val a new lawn mower!!
Anyway i saw just the thing for your next trip.....steel mini shed in a green plastic coating.....folding self assembly.....but be careful if it's Grahams turn at the bar, he will weld you up in it just to get out of paying!!!
PS Any prizes for posting first and getting the right forum.......even the right site is good for me!!!
 
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Rob Brownfield

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Sedge...u have just gone sky high in my list of all time heros!! Northern Soul....keep the faith!!

By the way, a black widow catapult is good for rats! Another good idea is to fish with a smelly mate. The rats will gather around him and leave u well alone!

Loch Maben, Scotlands premier Bream water, has a severe rat problem too. I had to pack up early too. The buggers were knawing there way into the buckets full of grounbait etc, and as soon as they heard u openning a packet of biscuits etc, they were there, lined up at the door of the bivvie. I wonder if they can be kept away with some form of sonic device?
 
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Gary Knowles

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How about Rik's arse.......I've heard a couple of sonic booms from that !
 
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paul clarke

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would he have also been lined up at the bivvy entrance after hearing the biscuit packet opening ???
 
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Rob Brownfield

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lol...poor sod!

Rats seem to be a real problem on some waters...how do we stop them from running off with our gear?
 
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Carp Angler

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How come my posterior, or some of its resultant actions, get a mention on almost every thread?????
 
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Stewart Bloor

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Paul, many a true word said in jest...I was thinking about getting one of those metal pig 'homes' that you see in fields.

Rob, Keep The Faith indeed. I'm a BIG, BIG, Northern Soul / Tamla Motown fan, which is why I knew the useless trivia about Paul Williams and Peg Leg...

Ever since I told (our) Paul Williams about his heritage, he's been saving up for an air ticket to Sri Lanka...Will someone tell him, he needs to join Tamla Motown, not the Tamil Tigers...
 
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Paul Williams

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Sedge,
I can't join them because "I spy for the FBI" as a "Liquidator" and anyway "War, what is it good for"? ....the other night i dreamt i had caught a 20lb barbel,"But it was just my imagination running away with me"....."but some day we will be together"...but until then "i'm still waiting"...but Monday it's back to work and "Up the ladder to the roof".........
 
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Stewart Bloor

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Hey, I'm impressed....Talking about the Liquidator, good come back today...only consolation with a draw is the Boingers got saddled with a defeat...
 
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Paul Williams

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Crap draw!!!....i know "It's all in the game" but as a Wolves fan "this old heart of mine been broke a thousand times".....i think i have more chance with the 20lb barbel!!!!!
 
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Stewart Bloor

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'What becomes of the broken hearted' is all too common down at the Molineux these days. But 'Keep on truckin' I think they'll be in 'Higher ground' next season, now 'The Boss' is in control.

It might be 'Just my soul responding' but 'You better use your head' because 'I get the sweetest feeling' when Dave Jones says 'I'm the one to do it'.

'Reaching for the best' is not a bad thing, and even though I think 'You've got me dangling on a string' sometimes, at the end of the season, they'll know 'How to make a sad man glad'.....

Leeds to win the Premiership, Wolves to win Division 1 and Sedge to catch a Dove double....now that's a treble to aim for...
 
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Paul Williams

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Don't know about the Leeds bit....but i'll drink to the others.....just hope you have more luck than WWFC!!......i need a fishing fix!!....getting it tomorrow along with Coops!!
 
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Neil Wayte

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It sounds like you need some southern comfort Sedge with the bream.K1 is doing loads of fish at the moment and no trouble with the rats cos the sonic boom from every plane taking off from heathrow keeps their heads down.Very peacefull place to fish after the first 12 hours you don't notic the noise of the planes.Mind you concord will be flying again soon AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH.
 
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