A FEW TIPS FOR THE BUDDING CARP ANGLER.
-Arrive early, best time being when the tench anglers have just got their fish fizzing infront of 'em and ask (shouting) if they've caught owt and sneer when told they're stalking tench.
-A good rubber mallet (wood splits and metal damages whatever you're hitting), to bang hell outta your guy pegs and
must have stainless steel banksticks.;bp
-A tray of Stella per 24hrs on the bank and toss your empties into the bushes.:w
-Only select a swim that's close to the car park, why bother walking any further??
-Turn the volume on your bite alarms upto full, sensitivity to max and fiddle with them every hour on the hour, with an extra long play around at midnight.
-Make sure you've got a good radio reciever for your alarms (at least 250m), so you can fish-on when having a social gathering elsewhere on the lake.:j
-Get the brightest headtorch possible, once dark shine it all around the lake, paying particular attention to swims occupied by other angler (just to pee em right off) and if you think your mates one is brighter, take a 2,000,000 candles spotlight.
-If in doubt as to the whereabouts of your quarry, just spod the absolute guts out of your swim and if anyone moans about you overfeeding, point out in a very condescending manner, that even water snails and shrimps eat pellets n boilies.
-Leave as much litter in your swim as possible, rats are especially fond of pitta bread and vindaloo.
-BBQ's are an essential and disposable means bio-degradable, does it not?!!
-And whatever you, DON'T FORGET THE KITCHEN SINK!!!