mikench
Well-known member
I'll start;
A Macmanaman: a rod with no backbone and so floppy as to be useless.
An Andy Carrol: a rod so unreliable it makes An Acolyte Ultra 14' look robust!
A Podborski; a rod fit for one session only
An Ozil; a rod which can catch you a bag full one day and a cold the next!
An Owen Hargreaves, a Kleberson: rods not fit for purpose and not worth keeping!
An Alexis Sanchez; a ludicrously priced rod which can disappear on the bank and let you down! Not worth buying!
À Rooney: a worn out and tired blank not even worth keeping for a special occasion!
A Savage: overrated rod best suited to the pursuit of non existant fish in a remote and far away place!
I could go on forever!!!
A Macmanaman: a rod with no backbone and so floppy as to be useless.
An Andy Carrol: a rod so unreliable it makes An Acolyte Ultra 14' look robust!
A Podborski; a rod fit for one session only
An Ozil; a rod which can catch you a bag full one day and a cold the next!
An Owen Hargreaves, a Kleberson: rods not fit for purpose and not worth keeping!
An Alexis Sanchez; a ludicrously priced rod which can disappear on the bank and let you down! Not worth buying!
À Rooney: a worn out and tired blank not even worth keeping for a special occasion!
A Savage: overrated rod best suited to the pursuit of non existant fish in a remote and far away place!
I could go on forever!!!
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