Worlds worst Tench angler

[slime monster]

I got it into my head to forsake caster and attack the local Tench with chopped worm on saturday,after catching around thirty 4oz Perch my resolve was not broken and anticipation soared when the Perch finally scarpered, some minutes later my lobworm was inhaled by a large tench which instantly leapt from the water and turned into a four pound Jack Pike .

Not a Blanker but it rhymes

 

[Stealph Viper]

Slime you do make me chuckle .........

Try using chopped worm next time to catch Perch and Jack Pike, That way you'll bag up on Tench

 

[Ray Daywalker Clarke]

SV you haven't met Slime yet, He may be awake to look at, but most of the time, the light's are on, but no one is home.............

Slime, try a few Lures next time....................:wh

 

[slime monster]

Slime, try a few Lures next time

Ray I will save the lures for a day on the Bristol Avon with Steve ,...chances are I will catch a two pound Roach, I just can't seem to get it right this season whatever I do.

 

[captain carrott]

Ray I will save the lures for a day on the Bristol Avon with Steve ,...chances are I will catch a two pound Roach, I just can't seem to get it right this season whatever I do.

when this happens you have to get pics of biscuits face as you weigh it.

lure rod 60 quid

lure tenner

the look on biscuits face as you weigh a 2lb roach in front of him

priceless

 

[slime monster]

"the look on biscuits face as you weigh a 2lb roach in front of him

priceless"

Not to mention the look on mine :w

 

[Morespiders]

You still not smoking Dave?

 

[slime monster]

Smokin like a Kipper Derek, If I had kept off them someone would have got strangled

 

[Morespiders]

Will put Corker in the boat with you next time then, he's got a lovely neck

 

[slime monster]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha................He sounds too fidgety for me

 

[Morespiders]

Yes must admit the lad never seem's to be at ease, always looking over his shoulder and gazing about, it's not normal

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

It's the magic bread. It won't stay still. I have to keep an eye on it or it will wander off.

 

[slime monster]

No offence Matt but although sharing a punt with you sounds like a good day out I am reliably informed by Posh Paul that by the time you had packed your gear away in your scientific way the bar would be shut ,those that have met me know that just will not do:wh.

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Slime mate
Fish a punt with any true memberof the PaSC and the bar will be open about ish for a glass of port as you fish

 

[Specihunter]

Slime if you want corker to hurry up threaten him with a cat.

 

[slime monster]

threaten him with a cat.

Alas a Cat is one item I do not carry when fishing;:w

 

[Stealph Viper]

A CATapult?

 

[sagalout]

Slime you do make me chuckle .........

Stealph, you obviously ain't met him, he sneaks into your swim, blows fag smoke all over you and whilst you're chocking and blinded, he steals a go on your expensive (£3.25) whip and catches the biggest fish of the day before pointing out he has lipstick on his trousers and he'd best go and change before his missus gets home. (If I can find ways to keep posting that bit your missus will eventually see it slime )

 

[Morespiders]

I wont ask how the bounder got lipstick on his trousers

 

[sagalout]

I wont ask how the bounder got lipstick on his trousers

Well it twernt me