November Caption Contest

[barbelboi]

(Yorkshire duck) - 'Ow much for the boilies.............stick it on the bill
Jerry

 

[gaz b]

Duck: quack

Irish angler: I'm going as quack as I can.




Gaz

Sent from my BlackBerry pudding using my Toe's.

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Duck: We told you last time, NO BEARDS.

 

[chub_on_the_block]

Estranged anglers wives have reported that their long stay carper husbands based at Blankers Hell Fishery were sectioned last week for inappropriate relationships with the sites waterfowl. Driven insane after a 3 week biteless session, Chris poses with Esmerelda Duck, his new wife and soul mate during their honeymoon.

 

[peter crabtree]

undercover EA inspector turns a blind eye to the 3 rods and single license after succumbing to a bribe.....

 

[simon dunbar]

New Nash boilie dispenser is instant hit with wildlife loving anglers....

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

The plumb sauce boilies proved a winner

 

[waveney_chubber]

"You'll will be nice and fat for Christmas at this rate! Hahahahah!"

 

[Merv Harrison]

As the angler feeds his orange flavoured boilies, he smiles, as phase one of his new Duck a l'orange recipe is going to plan.

 

[Fred Bonney]

My secret recipe bait snatcher charms another angler!

 

[Peter Jacobs]

In its best Crocodile Dundee impersonation voice the duck says:

"Boilies, yuk! They taste like Sh!te but will keep you alive . . . . . ."

 

[binka]

The first glimpse of Calverton's new strain of highly intelligent carp... the duck disguise seems to be working great so far

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Bear Grylls sets the trap for lunch

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

"I hope there's none of that goo stuff on these. The last time I ate it I was glowing green all night"

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"I was just gonna grow it for Movember, but I think it looks pretty cool. Here have another."

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

in his next head cam video Paul showe how to land unhook and safely return a 39lb duck

 

[Merv Harrison]

As this was his first fishing trip to 'Aylesbury', he tried a 'sweetener' to gain a bit of knowledge off a local resident.

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

BREAKING NEWS

New Super Bailiffs deployed to quack down on poaching.

 

[Philip]

See ..even ducks like banana flavour..

 

[aebitim]

Happy days as Morocan homing duck regurgatates another quarter

 

[barbelboi]

Get me a proctologist right away!
Jerry