December Caption Competition

[Graham Elliott 1]

"Here they come..I told you those guys from the Fishing Magic Winter Fish-In on the Itchen would return our sleigh and reindeer......."



"So lad, what did you expect for Christmas? A full Drennan kit!"

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

"I wonder how long it will take those FM chaps to notice that the dress and shoes are clear clues that you are a girl dear"

"Probably around page 3 Santa"

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

"I wonder how long it will take those FM chaps to notice that the dress and shoes are clear clues that you are a girl dear"

"Probably around page 3 Santa"

a page 3 girl on FM surely not

 

[Graham Elliott 1]

Corker.

And Santa has got the same sort of dress on as well. Must be Mrs Santa?

Is nothing sacred.

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

I 'm still waiting for that effing dolphin you got me for Christmas to jump!!

 

[barbelboi]

Santa "Im getting pi$$ed off with this every year, I put this stupid red outfit on, do all the work and end up with nothing."

elf replies "Now you know how Luis Suarez feels"

 

[bennygesserit]

Gently they talked long into the winters night while Santa explained how his priapism had eventually ruined Christmas.

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

"See that dog turd, way way over the other side of the lake? The big brown smelly one wit all the flies buzzing round it?"

"I'm aware of it"

"That's your Christmas dinner that is"

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

The dyslexic Satanist looks disappointed after summons up Santa

 

[nicepix]

Oh look. I think its going to rain dear.

 

[stillwater blue]

From the tip of your nose to the tip of my finger, it was that big...... I swear.

As a young Richard Walker looked on Santa said " Honestly the lake over there has carp in too, take my fourth rod and go and have a look"

As it looks all sunny, Santa's arm position and it's the ashesmg:

The Australian Santa celebrates another gift from the English cricket team.

 

[tiinker]

Club rules : no fish to be kept in sacks

As Santa and a bailiff as you know Benny your caption gets my vote. May your bells always jingle Benny my boy HO! HO! HO!.

 

[baglan gladiator]

Tell the other Elves, the naughty listers are to get this model rod

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I knew I would eventually find a use for the Yule Log

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This dowsing's a piece of cake

 

[dorsetandchub]

How we used to fish when Liverpool last won the title.......

 

[lambert1]

I will now demonstrate the Wallis cast with the bouncing bomb!

 

[nicepix]

If anyone asks we're fishing for shad and I'm called Father Christmas. I can't afford another conviction.

 

[Graham Elliott 1]

Ho Ho Ho to Nicepix above. Loved it.

 

[nicepix]

Elf: "I'm fed up. I only came because you said there were loads of firties here!"

Santa: "For the last time, I said Fir Trees!"


-OR-

Elf: "Are you sure that's what they meant when they told you to use Realtree?"

 

[Merv Harrison]

"How many years ago did you promise to look after his spot until he came back Dad?"


"Red line, Red bait,don't you think this is overdoing it Dad"


"Yes I know he's caught something, but you told me it was rude to point!!!"

 

[Ray Roberts]

An appropriately seasonal image for the December competition and a FM goodie bag up for grabs for the best caption:

Mark my words son, Cameron's going to privatise the National Elf Service.