December Caption Competition

[FishingMagic]

An appropriately seasonal image for the December competition and a FM goodie bag up for grabs for the best caption:

 

[Paul Boote]

"Yes, son, the tried and trusted 14-pound test curve. Never bettered, even by the Totally Bought and Serially Sponsored."

 

[chub_on_the_block]

"Now did i ever tell you how successful my top-secret hair rigged mince pie was last year?"

"...err, yes dad you did ...can you take me home now please?...theres still six months to go to christmas and the drugs wore off hours ago"

 

[binka]

EA Bailiffs don seasonal disguise in cunning plan to catch licence evaders...

 

[steph mckenzie]

John Wilson and Martin Bowler launch new Xmas Fishing Video.

 

[Steve Ruff]

Sonny, my dad left me here at Christmas when I was a young kid as well.

He told me I could come home once I had a bite.

So no, I haven't caught anything yet.

 

[bennygesserit]

Club rules : no fish to be kept in sacks

 

[iannate]

What do you mean I have no bait, I tell you that's just too easy.

 

[steph mckenzie]

Elf says to Santa, you do know you're sitting on Pinnochio.

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Under new government guide lines any children meeting Santa were not allowed with in 3 ft of him let alone sit on his knee,

 

[dorsetandchub]

Little Charlie had seen a miracle at Dam Flask, no, not proof that Santa was real, he'd actually seen a roach get caught.....

Santa branches out for the other 11 months of the year...

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Club rules : no fish to be kept in sacks

Benny,


It's not a rule, it's a claus (boom boom!!)

 

[nogoodboyo]

Introducing the all new Dragon Carp split-cane match rod.
The perfect Xmas gift for the moron in your life.
RRP £940
Yours for JUST!!! £94.99 !!!

 

[Judas Priest]

and I'm telling you young Fairbrass it doesn't get much better than this

 

[steph mckenzie]

What do you mean the lake was definitely frozen when you parked the sleigh to go for a pee.

 

[Merv Harrison]

"Mmmmm, I think its a bit too long for a 'wand'.

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"There's the 'Star' coming up in the East, this is when he promised me a Forty"

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"Well done, take a 'bough' son, i'll 'stick' it out for another hour"

 

[nicepix]

Just to be on the safe side Santa takes his 'Elf and Safety Officer' fishing to keep an eye on him.

 

[slaphead]

These roach poles are going to be the must-haves this Christmas.

 

[chub_on_the_block]

"After several seasons of angling pressure the larger fish had wised up to such an extraordinary degree that it was necessary to disguise our tackle and appearance, so as to avoid recognition. We chose to dress as Santa Claus believing that the fish were unlikely to associate threat and more likely to take our free bait offerings like it was christmas"

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

"And over thre is the swim I caught the 30 from"

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"can I have go dad now ?"

 

[Peter Jacobs]

. . . and over there my son, in a land far, far away, they use fishing rods made of carbon and glass . . . . .