January 2014 Caption Competition

[FishingMagic]

To kickstart the new year we have another FM 'goodie bag' up for grabs; as usual all we require are suitable captions for the image below:

 

[peter crabtree]

When things went wrong at the John West packaging department....

 

[binka]

This should make 'em think twice about banning keepnets...

 

[tiinker]

The latest thing in Salmon paste prepare it yourself a free container with every fish.:wh

 

[barbelboi]

I thought you were meant to stuff them first.................

 

[S-Kippy]

OK Boss...here is livebait. You fish now,yes ?

 

[dorsetandchub]

Since Bob's local had been turned into a poncey gastro-pub, he had his doubts about some of the decorations.....

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

His failure to read "Taxidermy for Beginners" from cover to cover became all too clear!!

 

[Windy]

"You're gonna need a bigger boast..... "

 

[lambert1]

As a fan of Damien Hirst and his shark in formaldehyde Sven was proud of his own modest effort entitled "Salmon in Vodka":w

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

When he put the fry in the fish tank little did he realise the size it would grow to

 

[binka]

Yes my friend...

This is what I say...

You fish lake for 10 rouble and you take chance...

You fish tank for 5 rouble and guarantee catch...


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Chris Hammond's latest project gets a little out of hand!





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[The Sogster]

Dave demonstrates the stocking density and average size of fish at his newly opened commercial fishery.

 

[nicepix]

Dave demonstrates the stocking density and average size of fish at his newly opened commercial fishery.

And on the same note:

"Just drop your fly in here sir and you'll have that ten pounder you wanted for the trophy shot."

 

[tiinker]

2/3 Kilo salmon 16 teaspoons sea salt 12 tablespoons soft brown sugar 1 big bunch of Dill and 6 bottles of Vodka he likes his Gravlax.

 

[chub_on_the_block]

We soon mastered filming the underwater sequences the traditional Venables way

 

[jacksharp]

"Henrik brought the salmon in aspic to the firm's corporate bonding day"

 

[dorsetandchub]

And at No. 5 this week (March 1938) this week, Pop Pickers, it's Salmon Chanted Evening....

 

[lambert1]

Top secret trials of the new Ripoffangler GM Expander pellets yield some unexpected results!

 

[theartist]

The Aquarium swim produces yet again