February 2014 Caption Competition

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

It may have seemed funny to his mate but his fellow canoests singing " Whale meet again, don't know where don't know when......" Did not amuse Ron at that moment

 

[Graham Elliott 1]

"The lastest Introduction to the Eco System after otters, seals and crayfish won't be a problem" says a spokesman from the Environment Agency.


The Angling Trust shows off the latest high tec method for driving river invaders back to the Sea.


Jonah, come out!....I told you that wasn't a new type of Bivvie!

 

[dangermouse]

Ambitious bailiff tackles "guest fisher".

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Suddenly the otter problem seemed less pressing

 

[dangermouse]

"No, I haven`t seen Keith the ****in` Seal!"

 

[bennygesserit]

Mark Brailsford 2 and Nicepix finally settle their mines bigger than yours issue.

 

[jacksharp]

Moby **** finds a handy toothpick to get at that troublesome bit of krill stuck behind his baleen plate.

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Ron was disrout - he was one payment away from owning the canoe outright

 

[dorsetandchub]

Jeremy Wade finds another "River Monster" he can get another ITV series out of......

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The Louisiana Tourist Board began to realise that launching their canoe holidays initiative was going to be tougher than they thought.....

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

After Keith the seal had finally been returned it seems a bigger problem arose

 

[bullet]

The results of the field test of the new 'Acme Whale Lure' looked promising...

 

[theartist]

Tiny canoeist regrets paddling through trout farm.

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Canoeist regrets not emptying the old krill ground bait out of the boat

 

[lambert1]

Dave wondered why his bait rowing service had proved so popular with anglers!

 

[bennygesserit]

As it done a firty ?

 

[dorsetandchub]

Following recent financial cutbacks, ramming was now the Navy's accepted method of dealing with enemy craft.


Environmental Agency officials mistime in their practice of the new Ashley Young method "dive, dive, dive........."

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Whilst testing his new birthday present, John was severely worried that it appeared to fold quicker than a North London back four.......

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Should have gone to Specsavers

 

[Merv Harrison]

"Obviously you can have your 'kayak' and eat it"

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Up Sh#t creek WITH a paddle.

 

[Merv Harrison]

"To coin a phrase, i'm in a bit of an Orca'd position at the moment"

 

[barbelboi]

Let's see the Rev'd Caffyn get him out of that one......................