February 2014 Caption Competition

[FishingMagic]

Another month and another FM goodie bag up for grabs to whoever is judged to have submitted the best caption for this by the closing date of 28 February:

 

[sagalout]

Jonah realised the anglers were serious about no open access for canoes!

 

[theartist]

After being removed from a private river a canoeist gets ribbed for getting the hump back in the loch.

 

[Windy]

"Buggerr" thought Windy.
"They all said on FM that I was a Jonah. I should have listened".

"Now I know why that nice Reverend gentleman insisted I should have a go in his canoe.... "

 

[sagalout]

Having a whale of time.

 

[beerweasel]

The irony of the situation was amusing, but Dave Krill was still missing.

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

There phrase "We're gonna need a bigger boat" had never been more apt

 

[nicepix]

Derek regrets throwing his sandwich crust in to feed the fish.

 

[theartist]

He went there on porpoise and had a whale of a time

 

[Windy]

The new Bush Tucker trial had a very unexpected twist.

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Extreme Fishing is all very well but this time Robson went too far with his choice of livebait.

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

The EA new method to keep canoes of non navigateble water met with anglers approval

 

[lambert1]

Having duffed up three anglers for daring to question his right to free access Ron whacked a passing whale in the gonads for good measure!

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

"As he realised the peril he was in, he started to feel distinctly "moby ****"

OR


Moby really resented the new catch and release policy!

 

[barbelboi]

Need a bigger boat...........................

 

[S-Kippy]

Yep...I can see the treble now,...chuck us those forceps will you ?

 

[nicepix]

It is for situations such as this that the BCU recommend that paddlers always pack a spare pair of underpants.

 

[Steve Ruff]

The ultimate live bait ...

 

[bigfish74]

Cummon smile for the camera

Andy

 

[tiinker]

Another month and another FM goodie bag up for grabs to whoever is judged to have submitted the best caption for this by the closing date of 28 February:

A Right Whale shows canoest who has the right to be there.

 

[dangermouse]

I know you said you were going to equip the kayak with a fishfinder. I was just expecting something a little smaller!

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Bait boat . . .