March 2014 Caption Competition

[FishingMagic]

Another month and another fab FM caption competion! For March we would like your suggestions of captions to accompany this photograph... Good luck!

 

[beerweasel]

"Oi Dave , here's that six quid I owe you."

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Somehow the kebab didn't live up to the photo on the menu

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

Fishing Magic's new cookery show gets slot on BBC2!

---------- Post added at 14:01 ---------- Previous post was at 13:59 ----------

Aftermath of last night's bbq can't be identified on Corker's Bristol Stool Chart!

 

[jacksharp]

Darren was going for broke with 2 squids worth of bait on the one rig!


Someone made a typo on the latest Octoplus price list.

 

[tiinker]

Where did you put the Tartare sauce.

 

[lambert1]

Bream line bites were becoming a real nuisance!

 

[lambert1]

Steve was pleased with his new invention the "Squiddly Diddly Stringer" even though it had caught him diddly squat

 

[sagalout]

Dave's wife was starting to worry about his nasal discharge when sneezing.

 

[theartist]

We're gonna need a bigger baitboat !

 

[theartist]

A guy with a broken canoe said there was a whopper in here so......

---------- Post added at 23:47 ---------- Previous post was at 23:41 ----------

My wife's going to kill me when she gets her knitting needle back !

 

[chrispyfish]

Daves' contribution to the nights meal wasn't going down to well with his mates.

 

[lambert1]

Steve's wife had said squid was much too good for Catfish and he was starting to agree with her...................

 

[iannate]

On second thoughts, I'm a bit peckish so I will have this one for myself.

 

[dorsetandchub]

Putin government insists Chernobyl incident "has had no noticeable effect on water quality in the area".

---------- Post added at 21:31 ---------- Previous post was at 21:28 ----------

Better than the average "Come Dine with Me" offering.

---------- Post added at 21:32 ---------- Previous post was at 21:31 ----------

Hannibal Lecter takes an old friend fishing.....

---------- Post added at 21:34 ---------- Previous post was at 21:32 ----------

Following a post office armed robbery, the home office pathologist was extremely surprised to extract THESE pellets from the body......

 

[hunters moon]

Heston blumenthal ke-bab recipe needs a bit more work.

 

[lambert1]

Steve liked to leave large smelly squid marks on the bed

 

[nicepix]

For the last match of the season on the GUC Peter Crabtree abandons his usual tactics of pinkies, 22 hook and 0.07 hook length and goes all out for a series clinching win.

 

[nicepix]

After 11 days of 'drive and survive' carp fishing Derek finally cracks.

 

[bennygesserit]

First sushi bar opens in Yaaarkshire





"Raw fish ! Raw fish ! Dirty ba******ds"