May 2014 Caption Competition

[binka]

Jeremy Wade's sex change at first appeared to be a great success until he discovered that he was somehow still attracting the birds...

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

"Are they Serengeti polarized sunglasses"?

 

[theartist]

Two birds walk on to a bar - The barman says 'wrong joke' this is a sand bar - there's no nuns, no horse with a long face and the Englishman, the Irishman and a Scotsman caught nothing and left as they were too busy creating stereotypes.

 

[sagalout]

Get the flock out a here!

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As the match progressed she cried a fowl.

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She realised they hadn't understood her request for a cock.

 

[nogoodboyo]

Jeremy Wade's sex change at first appeared to be a great success until he discovered that he was somehow still attracting the birds...

Curses!
I was going for the Matt Hayes sex change angle.
Back to the drawing board.

 

[sagalout]

This wasn't the bill she meant.

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It was a bad time for her chickens to come home to roost.

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She had her best capon.

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Look at the booby on that!

 

[barbelboi]

So that's what they mean by 'watch the birdie'..............

 

[sagalout]

She realised she was becoming gullible.

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She proudly displayed her pecker.

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She found herself before the beak.

 

[binka]

Wind your scrawny neck in... you're no longer then only bird on this island!







(apply to whichever you think is the most applicable )

 

[Ray Roberts]

"duck off"

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

That's a nice hat

Thank you

 

[sagalout]

Me and my mate were sat on a perch and he said "can you smell fish?"

 

[S-Kippy]

Me and my mate were sat on a perch and he said "can you small fish?"

That would be smell fish I think.

 

[sagalout]

That would be smell fish I think.

That's what I said :wh

 

[dorsetandchub]

Ello Pet, do you do a tern???


This must be the GULL F of Mexico???

 

[S-Kippy]

Very clever...but frankly that's never getting past Simon Cowell is it,love ? Does it sing ?

 

[binka]

As the intrepid angler works her way down the rod to the offending squatter her only thought is...

A bird in the bush is worth...

 

[lambert1]

Which one is the Gooney Bird?

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

Clearly the translation of "Blue Footed Boobies" was taken completely the wong way!

 

[theartist]

Lady Angler runs the full Gannet of emotions