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  1. #21
    binka Guest

    Default Re: May 2014 Caption Competition

    Jeremy Wade's sex change at first appeared to be a great success until he discovered that he was somehow still attracting the birds...

  2. #22

    Default Re: May 2014 Caption Competition

    "Are they Serengeti polarized sunglasses"?
    PaSC Junior Development Officer ><((((°>

  3. #23
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    Default Re: May 2014 Caption Competition

    Two birds walk on to a bar - The barman says 'wrong joke' this is a sand bar - there's no nuns, no horse with a long face and the Englishman, the Irishman and a Scotsman caught nothing and left as they were too busy creating stereotypes.

  4. #24
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    Default Re: May 2014 Caption Competition

    Get the flock out a here!

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    As the match progressed she cried a fowl.

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    She realised they hadn't understood her request for a cock.

  5. #25

    Default Re: May 2014 Caption Competition

    Quote Originally Posted by binka View Post
    Jeremy Wade's sex change at first appeared to be a great success until he discovered that he was somehow still attracting the birds...
    Curses!
    I was going for the Matt Hayes sex change angle.
    Back to the drawing board.

  6. #26
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    Default Re: May 2014 Caption Competition

    This wasn't the bill she meant.

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    It was a bad time for her chickens to come home to roost.

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    She had her best capon.

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    Look at the booby on that!

  7. #27
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    Default Re: May 2014 Caption Competition

    So that's what they mean by 'watch the birdie'..............
    That's about as big as a fish that big gets
    If you understand what you’re doing, you’re not learning anything................

  8. #28
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    Default Re: May 2014 Caption Competition

    She realised she was becoming gullible.

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    She proudly displayed her pecker.

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    She found herself before the beak.

  9. #29
    binka Guest

    Default Re: May 2014 Caption Competition

    Wind your scrawny neck in... you're no longer then only bird on this island!







    (apply to whichever you think is the most applicable )

  10. #30
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    Default Re: May 2014 Caption Competition

    "duck off"
    Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.

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