January 2015 Caption Competition

[FishingMagic]

A new year (almost!) and a new competition. Your captions ladies and gentlemen please:

 

[Paul Boote]

"Quiet here today. Where are the rest of the mugs?"

 

[itsfishingnotcatching]

The lounge lizards decided they needed a new hobby

 

[bennygesserit]

"Well we can try it you like , I'll phone them but if they take carpers then I am not joining"

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"I tell you what makes me stand out, being a lizard"

 

[Windy]

Somehow the poster for the new season of Lizard Lick Towing just didn't work as well as hoped....

 

[itsfishingnotcatching]

The pre-baiting had failed to have the desired effect

 

[theartist]

HAPPY NEWT YEAR :w

 

[binka]

Members of the cast pose for a photo opportunity as angling complex announces on site entertainment.

In a sneak preview of the opening evening’s schedule we can confirm that it will be a screening of The Lizard of Oz closely followed by some light comedy from the resident stand up chameleon mg:

 

[Merv Harrison]

"Poor old Newton, said he was 'dying for a mug of tea' and now he has!!!"

 

[Windy]

**** Walker just couldn't stay away from his old haunts, even though reincarnation wasn't working out the way he had hoped....

 

[lambert1]

Security was tightened for the visit of a coach load of Mugmashers :wh

 

[dorsetandchub]

The Yateley manager began to doubt his advertising agency after asking for a blizzard of publicity...

At least we're nearer to the Cup than Arsenal will get this season....

After Budweiser pulled the plug, the Lizards found they had much more leisure time on their claws....

Yateley denies plans to monitor carp anglers.

 

[Titus]

A new year (almost!) and a new competition. Your captions ladies and gentlemen please:

Wow, for a second then I thought it was Lacerta agilis but now I can see it's just some mug who looks like him.

 

[theartist]

'Have you been fishing Yately' is a new talent show with judges Eddie Lizard and Salamander Holden.

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

Fishing Magic's denial that the FM mods are just two dinosaurs and a mug is undermined by publication of paparazzi shots!

 

[Ray Roberts]

"Urgh, Fred just took a swig from that mug".

"Well he is an uncommonly common common lizard".

 

[nicepix]

Is that one of those new commercials Fred? Not much room for us once the carp are put in there

 

[bullet]

Ok, you keep an eye out and i'll p*ss in it....

 

[lambert1]

At least we understand what camouflage is, not like the Muppet who was drinking out of that!

 

[dorsetandchub]

The 3d advertising at the new slither-in movie show was getting so lifelike....