February 2015 Caption Competition

[FishingMagic]

And for February we would like your suggestions for a caption for this please:

 

[theartist]

"It's no good it's not going to rain, we'll have to find a lake with water in it"

 

[barbelboi]

I think Mecca's the other way................

 

[lambert1]

An updated version of the fisherman's prayer
God grant me that I should live to fish
A water that is pure
Free from litter, discarded line and animal manure.
And when it come to my last cast
I then most humbly pray
That you visit one of your biblical plagues
Upon the Signal Cray

 

[dorsetandchub]

As I was new to the lake, I'd asked for a couple of pointers so I only had myself to blame.

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After telling them they didn't have a prayer, they proved me wrong...

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The new Taoist night class Eat, Fish, Pray gets under way.

When I said this lake has a good head of prey fish, my pike angling visitors perhaps misunderstood my meaning.

 

[binka]

D’ya reckon that bloke who told us to do this was having us on?

Honestly... It seems a bit far fetched to me, kneeling here in the catch position and waiting for one to drop out of the sky and it has been four hours now?

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The latest incidence of fish theft is all too obvious as trophy fish go missing right on the click of the camera…

 

[sagalout]

We'll photoshop the fish in later.

 

[theartist]

We pray like this at the end of every month but we still never win the caption competition.

 

[S-Kippy]

BBC spokesman confirms there are no plans for a further series of "The Voice".

 

[Tee-Cee]

Help us out, Lord...We really didn't know the mud was this deep !

 

[dorsetandchub]

So, i rang the fishery office and asked them if any famous anglers ever showed up here and they said something about Kneel and Wait...

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

Clearly neither of them had ever heard of "The Emperors New Clothes"

 

[bennygesserit]

things get rough at Damn Flask

 

[nicepix]

Must we do this every time we come across Chris Yates?

 

[binka]

And you thought the curse of the new piece of kit was weird...

 

[chrissh]

it work in the film Salmon Fishing in the Yemen

 

[Windy]

"Look lads, this has really gone too far.
FM Moderators are NOT living Gods.
And Neil is his NAME, not an instruction...."

 

[bennygesserit]

Please ...please ..not another centrepin thread

 

[greenie62]

Praise be! At least this end of the lake is not frozen over!!

 

[loc_han]

Is this where we catch grass carp then?