Roll up! Roll up! Give us a caption!

[Fin the Fish]

Salmon 1: "You young'ns have it easy; back in my day this was a waterfall 50 pectorals high..."

Salmon 2: "By 'eck Terry, I knew you were blind!"

 

[theartist]

Police and security forces are on high alert.........As they have spotted Salmon Rush day

 

[Cliff Hatton]

So what's 'Salmon Rush Day' done wrong! (A question - not an entry!)

 

[theartist]

So what's 'Salmon Rush Day' done wrong! (A question - not an entry!)

He's supposed to be in hiding since doing that book

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

BREAKING NEWS: Barbel take to the sky at Cromwell Weir to escape the onslaught.

 

[chub_on_the_block]

Nearby chub: "That pair are such posers, they are nowhere near the falls and are only doing that for the cameraman".

Nearby bream: "whats a cameraman?"

 

[theartist]

We would breed better if we took Viagra not Niagra

 

[geoffmaynard]

In an attempt to avoid their detractors, the latest targets of the forum hate-campaign donned their camo-drone costumes and headed upstream...:wh

 

[geoffmaynard]

Hello, Salar!

 

[nicepix]

Don't worry. If anyone mentions that we jumped too early I'll delete the thread.

 

[Merv Harrison]

"The EA have said it will be much easier in a couple of years when they get the Hydropower Turbines installed"

 

[Merv Harrison]

♫ 'Weir' all going on a.....Summer Holiday ♫

"I've been in touch with those nice people at Stannah Stair Lift about a price list"

 

[Titus]

Looks like it's time to move this relationship onto another level.

 

[Titus]

It's no good complaining now, it was your bright idea to enter the puissance.

 

[wes79]

John West new range of tinned Salmon....."jump"


background music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

 

[Graham Elliott 1]

If you thnk this is tough wait till you get to Bear County.



Free prescriptions, free education fees, just about free everything. Thats why we are emigrating to Scotland Lad.

 

[Bob Hornegold]

Give us a break mate, all the jumping about for a bit off nooky !!

 

[arthur2sheds]

Oi mate.... hurry up with the picture or we'll be up here all day....!!!!!

 

[gbbarbelhunter]

Just anouther 50 practice jumps and we'll make it i promise!

 

[bennygesserit]

is that a power station in the background ? surely not

Well it certainly looks like Britain to me