July Fish In. Warks Avon or Wye

fishing4luckies

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Only if you break a chair, at least one bone, lose all your floats and kick your maggots in.

It's the minimum qualifying criteria, anything less than that and you're unlikely to even frame!

Some would see that as a challenge.

Not me.

I reckon your little list would account for at least the first 30 minutes of any given fishing expedition.

Do I get additional points for falling asleep in my chair and snoring loud enough to create ripples on the water? My snoring is actually the first known proven Bream repellent. I am available for bookings......

I can feel legendary status is finally within my reach......
 

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im tempted all my fishing disasters have only really been getting caught up on the far bank with a feeder etc in a tree but once came flying back and hit me in the chest :eek:

but the only other noticable one was when had a leeda la nding net handle and lifted to scoop a fish and the thread glued into the handle snapped off and i dived to catch the net !

or there was the 1st couple of months when had a given brolly that was full of pin holes and was always getting wet trying to dodge the rain !

nothing as bad as the legendarily chair dimantler:eek:mg:
 
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binka

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A few weeks ago I was fishing a wide stretch of river with my regular weekend fishing mate and he was flinging a feeder a good way out and into the early morning mist.

I warned him it wasn't very deep but he wouldn't listen and continued to cast to that spot until a couple of hours had elapsed and I decided to go for a paddle.

I eventually made my way along and out into the river to well over halfway across with nothing deeper than a pair of willies on until I came to his feeder and I picked it out and waved it back at him :D

He wasn't impressed...
 

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Ha ha ! That's what coloured water does !


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As per last time - even given the exact dates and river stretch, if it's a weekend I can only make a provisional booking; weekdays I can usually commit to.
 
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Is that average willies or full blown porno willies?

Can't believe I got done by the spell checker there, I've picked up on it on previous occasions but I've been had good and proper this time :eek:mg: :D
 
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