Cartoon Caption Competition No.11

[FishingMagic]

Let's get non-pc with this one - but nothing defamatory, please!

 

[Peter Jacobs]

The bailiff should have been more specific when he told them that suspenders had been catching a lot recently . . . . . .

 

[greenie62]

Les pêcheurs anglais sales ne seront jamais deviner que nous sommes français et après avis leur poisson pour manger!
{Zose feelthy Eenglish anglers weell nevair guess zat we are French and after zair fish for z'eatings! }

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

'Men In Heels' prepare for their novel return to Britain's Got Talent

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

clearly anglers from Darn Sarf

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Q. Why are there gay anglers?

A. Because fat girls want to go fishing too.

 

[theartist]

Yes i'm sure they said this commercial pool has a fine stocking policy

 

[barbelboi]

Ooh I could crush a grape.......................

 

[Cliff Hatton]

Chumley....I don't get it. (comment - not an entry) (Mind you - it could be!)

 

[Poshpaul (Angling Trust and PaSC)]

PoshPaul decided to dress down for the day.

 

[binka]

EA issues no wading warning as it becomes apparent that chemicals in the rivers are not just changing the sex of fish...

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It's so liberating to be able to fly fish without having to fumble with your fly, don't you think Donna?

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Exclusive spy pictures emerge after merger between Hardy and Ann Summers during a photo shoot for their all new country wear catalogue...

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I bet they drive a tranny van!

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Do they do these in fishnet too?

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Oh look Doreen, you appear to have dropped your forceps right in front of me... Aren't you going to bend over and pick them up?

 

[Windy]

Victor's Secret.

---------- Post added at 22:08 ---------- Previous post was at 22:07 ----------

EA issues no wading warning as it becomes apparent that chemicals in the rivers are not just changing the sex of fish...

We have a winner I suspect.....

 

[Cliff Hatton]

The artist's "Yes i'm sure they said this commercial pool has a fine stocking policy" is to-the-point and attributable to one of the characters so we at FM Towers reckon this is the best one.

This thread closing very soon.

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