New Laguna Baits Prize Caption Competition!

[FishingMagic]

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Give the new caption competition a bash! There's a Laguna Baits prize to be won...

 

[peter crabtree]

Vera. " honestly Mary it was this big"

Mary " Blimey! no wonder they call him donkey Dave"

 

[sagalout]

I shan't bother, Peter has obviously won. I was gonna post something very similar.

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

When he said your bush smelly fishy I pushed him in - how was I to know he meant the red flower bush

 

[Cliff Hatton]

(Beautiful picture isn't it?)

 

[thecrow]

Who's that over there with a bloody camera?

 

[lambert1]

"Strange bloke, I thought he was trying to chat me up when he kept on about a hardy shaft, but then his chair snapped and he fell in the water":wh

 

[nogoodboyo]

He's not that hot.
His mother died in mysterious circumstances.
Are you quite sure about this?

 

[sagalout]

Go on, pull my finger, any finger.

 

[Graham Elliott 1]

And I got a text from "call me Dave" he said that if we leave the EU all the fish will will need passports to enter the river!


That Izaak Walton guy was here again. Practically emptied the river.


"Yes, mine will be going into a fish Vindaloo."

 

[binka]

Go on, please...

Let me hand weigh them, I reckon the left one is a good ounce heavier






























(referring of course to the pile of fish on the floor)

 

[lambert1]

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/we-are-the-mods-we-are-the-mods-we-are-we-are-we-are-the-mods.png

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Last time an EA bailiff was known to check for a valid rod licence

 

[no-one in particular]

There I was fishing and this bloke turns up and started chatting and talking about fishing, a nice bloke and he said he was a member Fishing Magic. Anyway, I quite fancied him so I laid on the ground, took off my nickers and said "you can have whatever you want". Then he just picked up all my fishing gear and my rods and just walked off. I just couldn't believe it! His name was .............."

 

[Steve Ruff]

I was told that there was a beautiful lake around here somewhere with lots of fish in it but I have walked around for hours and can't find it anywhere ...

 

[ciprinus]

1) oooeerr!! have you seen Binka? well, one minute he was fishing on that step right there and the next he was gone with hardy a ripple!

2) the power station smoke stacks were poking above those trees yesterday, they did a good clean up job didnt they.

3) hej , są po prostu nick je, gdy nikt nie patrzy ?

 

[Cliff Hatton]

Heads or tails?

 

[lambert1]

" I tell you girl I am totally getting this fishing thing right I is buzzin! It is totally awesome and them fishing guys is lush!

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

The maids for Furkum Hall have a day of and fish the estate lake

 

[chrissh]

I thought I was getting a nice surprise when he said close my eyes and hold my hands out