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jason fisher
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never had any computer training, does having written spreadsheets and databases that were used in our factory to control production count?
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The Monk
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probably does Jason, I`ve been an editor in cheif in charge of MAC design staff for two national journals, used G4s, Quark, Illustrator etc, been on a few courses to level 3 and even have post grad modular qualifications in CAD, Autocad, IDEAS etc, and used specialist statistical analytical applications like Statview, SPS etc, but I`m still on this basic course, good fun though
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The Monk
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ECDL stands for European Computer Driving Licence , thats right Clicky, thanks for the offer of the books Baz, although I have just bought one,
I though you had to have it yourself, to teach it Clicky, anyway thats why they have sent me on it
The best thing about the course, from an academic viewpoint is
the bird on the next workstation has this enormous pair of tits
I though you had to have it yourself, to teach it Clicky, anyway thats why they have sent me on it
The best thing about the course, from an academic viewpoint is
the bird on the next workstation has this enormous pair of tits
You have to watch some of these Lady tutors Monk. They have a habit of pressing up against you and whispering instructions in youre ear. Mind you,
Some of the blokes do as well,
Some of the blokes do as well,
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The Monk
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The women always stick their tits in your shoulder when they speak to you, have you noticed that Baz?
Women hairdressers are the same.
And Yes I did notice monk, I couldnt help but notice when one nearly poked my eye out with her nipple.
Here's a good dodge for you monk. Ask for help but make sure you are leaning forward a lot. That way they really have to stretch themselves over you.
There was one in particular, getting on a bit but well groomed,........and she new exactly what she was doing, and I don't mean on the computers.
And Yes I did notice monk, I couldnt help but notice when one nearly poked my eye out with her nipple.
Here's a good dodge for you monk. Ask for help but make sure you are leaning forward a lot. That way they really have to stretch themselves over you.
There was one in particular, getting on a bit but well groomed,........and she new exactly what she was doing, and I don't mean on the computers.
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The Monk
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good tip Baz, I`ll try that next week mate!
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The Monk
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Mind you, the one with the big tits could nhave your eye out?
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Baldrick
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Try sitting there with youre flys undone mate as though you have'nt noticed. It's surprising how many times they keep coming back to you to see if you are ok.
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The Monk
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haha,
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ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)
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and then YOU can poke HER eye out.......
And get a quick blimp through her blouse where it's allways gaping.