The Fishrite Christmas Caption Competition

[Mark Brewer]

You are supposed to give us a kiss under mistletoe,not mistletongue.!!!!!!!

 

[Ozz]

You Dare.......and i'll sh*t on his hand!

 

[NottmDon]

The guy with his tongue out is saying "Graham when you said CRAP boilies I thought you meant they werent any good"!

 

[Ernest Frith]

No. I'm not going to French Kiss.

 

[owzatsteve]

barbel saying to stuart good un this, my personel best, it must be at least 15 stone 6

 

[Michael Forsberg]

A 'bit of the tongue mate!

 

[richard taylor 2]

I know i'm fresh but there is no need to be coarse about my tackle.

 

[Bernard Beaumont]

and i thought my wife had bad breath

 

[Wearyone]

Yet more unwanted attention. If I was a dumb blonde I could do him for sexual harassment.

 

[Yacko]

Graham:- If I kiss this Barbel it will cure my cold sore, then I'll catch an eel and cure my piles.
Bearded Man:- You wont catch an Eel this time of the year, try my oral remedy, I'll just cool my tongue down.
Graham:- Don't trouble yourself, a small roach is a good alternative.

 

[Yacko]

Woops I didn't mean to say Man with beard please change as below (too much Xmas spirit I think)

Graham:- If I kiss this Barbel it will cure my cold sore, then I'll catch an eel and cure my piles.
Man with balacava:- You wont catch an Eel this time of the year, try my oral remedy, I'll just cool my tongue down.
Graham:- Don't trouble yourself, a small roach is a good alternative

 

[Merv Harrison]

"And if I give you a kiss, you promise you'll turn this southern simpleton back to normal"

 

[Merv Harrison]

"I know, he caught you, and now he thinks he's a Maori hunter",

 

[Shrek]

Skive had finally perfected his willy disguise and this was the first public trial.

 

[Yacko]

Graham- "This treats an ulcer better than the stuff from the tackle shop. Now to catch a bigger patient"

Other bloke-"Come here you tart and sort this ulcer on my tongue then."

 

[Ivan Johns]

'A fish called Wanda eh, 'Wanda how you got into this mess.


'You're lucky you're not hooked up to my Barb'eque mate

 

[Karen McDonald]

You wanna watch that sucker - he'll 'ave yer tongue out!!!

 

[Jonathan Lungley]

I have been out with a few old trouts in my time licking the inside of its gill plates is barb-ule-barick.

 

[titch123]

well if that face doesnt scare it. then my dog impression will

 

[Jase]

well it works for Rex Hunt