The Fishrite Christmas Caption Competition

[Barry Budd 2]

hell ive been caught by a lizard
& a "pouting" pouting

 

[Jason Foulger]

"Listen Grandad if you wanna pull a younger bird your gonna have to stick your tongue in and then tickle her arse, are you sure you dont wanna practice in the pub with the barmaid"

 

[Jaffa]

Oi you two, its bad enough getting caught without having tongues rammed down my throat. Look on the bright side it aint that clown Wilson!!!!!!!

 

[fred hall]

Is this photograph going on a swingers' website?

 

[Adrian Thirkill 3]

"If you"re going to kiss it for gods sake don't do tongues - look what happened to me yesterday !"

 

[keith harris]

>>Come on now ?.. Your turn resusatateing her before releaseing xxx.

 

[Alan Stubbs]

Barbel: I told you, I'm not that kind of a girl!

 

[swordsy]

They said i would be the next wanderer! as many pellets as a girl could eat,the b****** just used me!thank god granny redbelly cant see me!

 

[Rob Lewis]

Christ, most anglers that catch me use a disgorger...

 

[Rob Lewis]

The lynx effect

 

[KIRSTY HODSON]

CAPTION - DOES NOT TASTE THAT BAD IF YOU STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT!

 

[Pete Haskell]

"For God's sake! I haven't got to kiss that, have I? It's enough to make a maggot gag".....thought the barbel.

 

[Les DeWitt]

Blimey, Nigel! Approach her like that and you?ll scare the CARP outta her!

 

[Andy Craig]

Both Players played their wild card in a match of paper, scissors, stone.

 

[Andy Craig]

The judge was undecided as to which of the competitors had the best trout pout

 

[Les DeWitt]

She's from the OTHER side of the channel, kiss 'er like THIS

 

[Les DeWitt]

Sorry my love, I can't kiss anyone who won't close her eyes during intimacy.

 

[Les DeWitt]

Graham tries to make his own Roe

 

[Elaine Lewis 2]

Who are you calling a trout face

 

[swordsy]

The barbel police really have taken it too far with their "manual for the care of barbel" this time, Graham thought!