The Fishrite Christmas Caption Competition

[pons]

"You can kiss me ,but no tongues ".

 

[pons]

"Okay so your a famous Angler,but that dont impress me much !"

 

[pons]

"Well you seem like a nice Boy !"

 

[Dave Higgins]

I know its a nice fish,but no tongues,mines still frozen!!

 

[bill capser]

No not like that Graham give it some tongue

 

[Mark Clay]

"So, you mean if I kiss it, it will defintely turn into Jordan?"

 

[George Stein]

The fish that launched two pouted lips.

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

Dont be 'skiving'Graham ---I gave it a bit of Oral --not just a kiss !!!

 

[disco dan]

The barbel suddenly realised that its pulling power wasnt just reserved for the end of a line.

 

[disco dan]

Graham"if you get this close to it it does look like a twenty pounder"

Man in Balacarva"I know tastes like one to"

 

[disco dan]

The barbel thought that the lonley blind date wasnt all it was cracked up to be.

 

[disco dan]

The barbel thought that the blind date wasnt all it was cracked up to be.

 

[disco dan]

"give us a kiss"

"NO Graham me not the barbel"

 

[Rob Lewis]

Derek the barbel was getting fed up of being mistaken for Lesley Ash

 

[tailwalker]

Look it bit mine!!!!

 

[kevin garrette]

STOP PRESS! BARBEL KISSES ANGLERS!

 

[kevin garrette]

STOP PRESS! LATEST! ANGLERS CAUGHT IN COMPROMISING POSITION

 

[kevin garrette]

STOP PRESS!LAST EDITION! BARBEL IN KISS AND TELL PHOTOGRAPH DENIES LOVE INTEREST

 

[GrahamM]

THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

Winners announced soon.

 

[GrahamM]

THE WINNERS