The Fishrite Christmas Caption Competition

[GrahamM]

Win one of three great prizes from Fishrite in FISHINGmagic?s Christmas Caption Competition.

Have as many goes as you like - one entry per reply.

Don?t forget, closing date is midnight Sunday, 9th January 2005.

 

[Shrek]

No, you daft bugger, french kissing's like this !!

 

[Eric Hayes]

Graham let me lick your bum hole; I need to get the horrid taste of Barbel out my Mouth?

 

[Bryan Baron 2]

FM moves into porn with there first film "A beauty and 2 Blankers"

 

[Streamline]

I must stop feeding those halibut pellets, this one has extreme dog breath. What do you reckon Graham?

 

[Streamline]

How does that Rex Hunt guy do it???

 

[Mark Wintle]

Graham hadn't anticipated that the new Barbel Society initiation ceremony would be quite so intimate!

 

[Streamline]

Barbel thinks...

hmm, bacon, sausage, egg, beans, toast and toms for breakfast eh Graham, you won't catch me eating that crap

 

[Streamline]

Told you I had a longer tounge than that here fish, but you wouldn't believe me

 

[NottmDon]

Thats right mate give her a good smacker but PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE no tongues!

 

[Danny Lancaster]

Upon catching a PB Barbel the lads broke into song with their version of Bowie & Jaggers' "Dancin' the street!"

 

[Mark Watson 2]

Quick put me back before he kisses me and I catch something!

 

[Mel Crighton]

No Dosh No Kisses!

 

[Lord Paul]

The Anti-fishing lobby finally get the proof they need that fishing is cruel.

 

[Baz]

You may now kiss the bride.

 

[John Lock]

So many barbel, so little time.

 

[NottmDon]

Whilst performing an old Maori tribal dance Graham and the Maori chief turned their other fishing companion into something more useful!

 

[Alan Tyler]

Well, if that's the way you guys feel, why don't we all get down and dirty on the spawning shallows?

 

[Baz]

Have we met before?

 

[Pete Haskell]

The man standing is saying,
"No! When you kiss something with whiskers you have to go like this".