Caption Competition No. 2

[David OLoughlin]

Alien 5: The final cataclasm! (The Directors Cat).

 

[David OLoughlin]

Dr I had this lump & suddenly all this puss came out!

 

[Peter Morton]

Just cough up Graham's wallet and i'll let you go!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

Je t'aime -- mon cherie .........

 

[Professor John Fairbrother]

Now, how do I hook this livebait?!

 

[John Moverley]

Sex is my favourite hobby with fishing a very close second but my god when you mix the two, WOW.

 

[Gary Knowles]

Err, thats not what I meant when I said you had to put something in the kitty !

 

[paul clarke]

i knew i shouldn't have ordered those maggots from the chernobyl tackle shop !!!

 

[Philip Inzani]

For gods sake man, you won't convince the anti?s we care any more by doing that to it.

 

[michael hall]

I sorry but you didnt forfil my needs that why I had an affair!!!...

 

[michael hall]

I sorry but you didnt forfil my needs thats why I had an affair!!!...

 

[Brian Hewitt]

no wonder pussies have a fishy smell!!

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

'Ere Doc, you know that lump I told you about? Well now it's got a little bigger and has started to affect my swimming, it's also wearing a dodgy hat.

 

[Andy Bebbington]

Is that a catfish in your hand or are you just pleased to see me!!.

 

[Philip Inzani]

After years of trying Jim finally managed to bed more than just an old trout.....

 

[Jason Middleton]

I don't reckon much to these new cat suits

 

[Wayne Biggin]

"That's typical of my luck. I always pull the one with whiskers and a smell of fish."

 

[Michael Powell]

"sod this livebaiting lark"

 

[Nick Norton]

Just simply 'Catflinch'

 

[john whittaker]

you should see it when i am aroused !!!!!!!
or
is that a catfish in your waders or are you just pleased to see me ?