Caption Competition No. 2

[GrahamM]

Here it is, the second in our Caption Competitions. You can win a Cotswold Aquarius Multi-Roamer Bucket worth ?29.50.

Closing date is 30th September 2001.

Reply to this thread with your entries.

 

[David Miller]

"ooh, ooh, ooh, of course I love you darling"

 

[barry molson]

here kitty!kitty!

 

[Paul Williams]

I know that old sailor said it was good with as skate, but this cat don't wont to know!!!!!!

 

[Dean Hill]

every time i pull it out the girls run a mile

 

[Kevan Farmer]

Thank god this kitty doesn't curl up on the end of the bed!

 

[Wayne Maycock]

let go of your bloody tail

 

[Paul Thompson]

Once again, kitty refused to use her litter tray, and was forcibly removed by her owner, in an attempt to get the beast to use the gravel 'pit' in the back yard, in a desperate attempt to avoid the mess left in the flower beds last time.....

 

[Paul Baxter]

but my wife just doesn't understant me love

 

[Paul Baxter]

come on darling she was just an old school friend honest!

 

[DAVE COOPER]

Well, foot and mouth has made sheep a bit scarce in the Brecons, you see boyo!

 

[Joe Foxall]

this is no time to chase yur tail ive just got too know you

 

[Kevan Farmer]

Pleased to meet you Mr Bond, my name is Pussy Galore....

 

[Keith Manger]

Wow! If the Tadpoles grow this big; just imagine how big the cat fish grow!

 

[peter webber]

(catfish) "no no no I'm NOT kissing you, your ugly."

(man) "oh go on just a peck on the cheek then"

 

[Wendy Perry]

I'm warning you kitty cough up my new rod and reel !!!!!!!!

 

[GYPSY DAVE]

I think we'll need the Viagra to photograph this!!

 

[Dave Johnson]

Coops -youv'e won mate.....

 

[Alan Burgess]

phew and i thought my body odour was bad.

 

[David OLoughlin]

You see Dr, I'd just got it out for a quick wee, when this elephant shot out of the long grass & stood on it!
Can you sew it back on?