Crowood Caption Competition

[GrahamM]

Right, if you?ve ever suffered from the emissions of Methane Man Gary Knowles (I have, and it's payback time!), now?s your chance to get your own back on old boilie head, or Pop-Up as he?s known to his mates. It?s time for a laugh and a chance to win a great book from Crowood with FISHINGmagic?s latest Caption Competition. All you have to do is reply to this thread with your entry.

Have as many goes as you like with a different caption each time - one entry per reply.

Many thanks to Gary for being such a good sport. He?s not a bad lad really, in spite of having the most obnoxious a*se on the planet.

Don?t forget, closing date is Sunday midnight, 22nd January 2006.

 

[Warren 'Hatrick' (Wol) Gaunt]

"if only Wol could design a retention net with absolutely NO means of escape"

 

[Warren 'Hatrick' (Wol) Gaunt]

Baz...

"Oi you, come ere, we'll have none of that right hand peversness in public if you dont mind, your now banned"

 

[Warren 'Hatrick' (Wol) Gaunt]

Look every body, just to prove it, i really am a TIT.

 

[BAZ (Angel of the North)]

Barney models the latest head gear from Netto.

 

[carl pepper]

What makes boilie head think the poisson chats will nibble at that?

 

[carl pepper]

"first time ive had me net stockings on me ead."

 

[Warren 'Hatrick' (Wol) Gaunt]

bring out the gimp, bring out the gimp bring out the gimp, bring out the gimp

 

[Terry D]

Graham's been spotted air-drying his latest mega-boilie after hearing about the record size of the Ouse barbel.

 

[Ron 'The Hat' Clay (ACA-Life Member)]

"How do you like this new hat. It's based on new molecular nanotechnology, lets air in and keeps foul odours out. Now I can fart to my hearts content and can't smell a thing."

 

[BAZ (Angel of the North)]

This angler emphasises the importance of toning down anything reflective, to better their chances of catching in bright conditions.

 

[Fred Bonney]

When you smell like I do, you need something to keep the flies off.

 

[Ginger]

Hey Dad,look what i`ve caught.Don`t know what it is but it really smells bad.

 

[Shrek]

Never having realised it's intended purpose, 006.75 Knowles thought his new mosquito net was quite fetching.

 

[Guy Baxendale 2]

See it's not that bad being in a keepnet.

 

[Graham Whatmore]

Methane? What ruddy methane!

 

[Graham Whatmore]

I might smell real bad but I have a cunning plan!

 

[Bob Watson]

The butterflies camouflage was improving with evolution.

 

[Lord Paul]

The Ena Sharples hairnet range new from Tickletackle also available in camo

 

[neil mason 2]

we said stockings for the bank job not youre bleeding net