Caption Competition No. 3

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Michael Hall

Guest
its not an entry but I have a stergon in my back garden near on that size!!! we have had him for about four years since he was about 3 inches long!
 
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Rodney Wrestt

Guest
"And here it is folks the new Rod Hutchins sterlit shaped boilies for those carp that have seen everything"
 
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Rodney Wrestt

Guest
(Fish)
Look Graham, we both fought well, so how come you get to wear the sponsors t-shirt.
 
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John Pleasance

Guest
These far-eastern copies are a load of rubbish ! It looks nothing like a barbel.
 
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Mark Morton

Guest
jim still denies that the reason the gudgeon in his pool has grown extraordinarily large was their diet of boilies!
 
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Andrew Miller

Guest
This is the best comb I ever had. It come complete with it own inbuilt Brycream!
 
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John Pleasance

Guest
....and if you hold it right out, it'll look even bigger.
 
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Rob Brownfield

Guest
(Narrator) And so, the old Queen retains the right to claim any Sturgeon caught in British waters! ..lol
 
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Richard Barrell

Guest
I told you there was NO such thing as the
Loch Ness Monster!
 
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Shrek

Guest
I know I blanked, but do you reckon they'll twig it's really my deadbait??
 
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Cheese Paste

Guest
*Latest* The Ministry of Defence have ordered 500 of these superbly disguised anti-submarine torpedos to bolster home security.
 
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Wendy Perry

Guest
(female fish says) Excuse me mate take your hands of my arse!!!
 
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Chris Isaacs

Guest
It's nice to see something so prehistoric looking so healthy, and the fish looks good too!
 
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Paul Kendall

Guest
Roland Rat makes guest appearance at old peoples home. Residents chastised for using hhim to play pass the parcel.
 
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Paul Kendall

Guest
Genetically modified Gudgeon not accepted by British Record Fish Committee
 
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