Des Taylor v **** Walker....

[Morespiders]

Terry was the lawnmower flavoured or not?

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

Morning Terry
Morning Spiders
Morning Merv

 

[Terry Comerford]

I'm very well Merv thanks, very busy.
I just lurk when I can.

 

[Morespiders]

What about Ron ED?

 

[Terry Comerford]

Morning All, Des and **** I'd say both have contributed equally to the positive promotion of angling, but in different ways.

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

Spiders
The hat he was knitting was for himself ....he'd been heard to say in the pub the night before
" I'm sick of this stupid wide brimmed hat I wear and everyone ,including some bloke who's gone to live in South Africa, has copied ,that I'm going to knit myself a 'proper' hat -- has anyone got any camouflage coloured wool ...?"

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

Morning Ron

I hope you are keeping yourself nice and warm ...... throw another cane rod on the fire .....

 

[Morespiders]

Dont Ron, put some coal on,cane rods are no more use on the fire than they are for fishing, just bin them.

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

I reckon cane rods are ok for kindling though -- just to get the coal burning properly ....



**** knew a good bit of kindling when he saw it (thats why he put his name to it )

 

[Ron 'The Hat' Clay (ACA)]

Dear old Ray Webb used to spend hours knitting whilst waiting for a run from the pike.

He used to knit socks. He could knit a tube shape but could never get the heel or toe right, so he used to tie a knot in the end to finish them off.

This caused a problem with his shoes so he cut a hole on the toes to accommodate the knot! This allowed water to get in so he bound plastic bags around his shoes and wellies.

You lot think I am kidding!

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

**** was the same with his knitted hats --They used to have a big knot on the top


Rumour has it that many of the knots **** tied originated from when he dropped a stitch when knitting ...

 

[Morespiders]

Knitting or knotting, Ed that is the question,!

 

[Richard Wilson 3]

Id prefer crochering myself. With all them holes they make great socks,gloves and even hats.

 

[Graham Whatmore]

Mad, bluddy mad the lot of you, good laugh though eh!

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

one good thing about crotcheted gloves is that you could stick your fingers through any five holes (there'd be plenty to pick from)

 

[Terry Comerford]

That explains why they say he was a crotchety old sod.

 

[The Seeker of Truth & Justice]

Yet another potentially interesting debate consigned to the realms of lunacy.

 

[Merv Harrison]

Don't ever crotchet a condom, they not 100% safe !!!.

 

[Terry Comerford]

Although a transparent one might be suitable for Cyril.

 

[Morespiders]

Merv, Danny fairbrass does Kordas,hes one of the best crotchetersi seen.