A 'messy' subject.

[Wayne Beale]

A few laughs here chaps, a jovial bunch of 'critters' to say the least. However, a bit more serious input would have been appreciated. Some of theentries i have read on this forum would suggest that there would have been a mad rush to talk crap. No offence to anybody in particular or disrespectto the website intended.

 

[Steve Clements]

Experienced the shit-in-the-bushes syndrome at Swan Valley, you could'nt miss the blobs of bog roll.

Carrier bag and into a bin asap.

Carp anglers are not offered a cult named stainless steel log shovel yet, give it time.

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

Ron said :

"Very simple, a bin bag and a bucket, wrap it up and empty it out of the bag and into the bog and flush it, when you get home"

There isn't a bin bag or bucket big enough to takethe 60 shits a day that you do ........

 

[Ron 'The Hat' Clay AMIMechE (SA) MIFE (SA) (ACA)]

You can get "Ultra Cult Bivvy Bog Roll" for only £34.99 a roll in realtree. There is a picture of a carp and the Great Jewels on it.

Even better is a straining gripper and wooden biting bit you put between your teeth when you are a little constipated.

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

"wooden biting bit you put between your teeth when you are a little constipated."

You'd never need that .....you always have the 'wildies '

 

[MarT]

come on guys you know we dig a latrine, and when you do don't forget the little pebble in the middle... we do need somehting to aim at!

dib dib dob /forum/smilies/thinking_smiley.gif

 

[The Monk]

Well, Ed, Eddie and I aren't biting. Hard luck. Try the Brummies next.... at least the scousers are slightly interlectural, the Brummys though, most of this would go over their heads?

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

Monk

can you tell me what ' interlectural' means ???

 

[The Monk]

Its the closest the scousers get to intellectual<img title="Click image to view full size." src="http://www.bossarea.com/forum/icon_blinking.gif" width="15" height="15" />

 

[The Monk]

Its the closest the scousers get to intellectual

 

[The Monk]

that wasnt very interlectural of me was it

 

[paul martin 7]

Wayne, not being funny mate but how can anyone take yourthread seriously? What did you expect. Use your common sense, we all have to go sometime, be discreet about it and bury it like mose people would.

 

[Wayne Beale]

Ron.: you can get 'ultra cult bivvy bog roll'....... with a picture of carp on it....

Although 'tongue in cheek', do i detect a slight leaning towards the carp fraternity being to blame for this type of ' messy' behaviour....Mmmm! May as wellget the gloves off then and say that although we all need to answer the call of nature it would seemthat itcould be carp anglers who maybe responsible for a high percentage of this 'waste in the bushes'. Due to thier habit ofstaying on the bankside for long periods of time, it would seem to be a rational assumption. Camo bog paper! God no, i would be slipping, sliding and falling over the 'jank' even more if it blended in with the flora.

Paulus

I quite agree with you. i didnt expect to be taken seriously.But i have got a few serious answers all be it 'PC' ones. 'Chuck it in the river/lake then wash your hands'.

 

[The Monk]

do long stay specialist anglers not crap then Wayne? most serious carp anglers use fold up shovels, those who sh*t anywhere can hardly be called carp anglers can they

 

[Wayne Beale]

I think that there are far more long stay carp anglers than any other type, wouldnt you agree, and who mentioned 'serious'. And i did say we '<u>all</u> need to answer the call of nature', thats obvious. And i also said 'would seem,could be and maybe'.Come onMonk, unlike you, not to read a post correctly!!!!!!!!

 

[The Monk]

Oi, I never read posts correctly

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

Ron just does it in his pants ......and forgets it

 

[Peter Bishop]

See Ron you'll not get the last word against a scouser! Brummies are much easier targets. Takes them that long to work out whether they are being insulted or not you've dropped off to sleep in front of your PC dreaming of figs and man size plastic bin bags...

 

[The Monk]

 

[Wayne Beale]

Over to the carp section then!!