Good old days

[caelan]

TANGLERS
Do you still use the old sayings that you use to here from yer mums an dads
don't pull that face if the wind changes it will stay like that
Eat your dinner up people are starving out there
eat your veg up it will put hairs on your chest
you wait till your DAD gets in
them were the days

 

[alsoran]

You'll be smiling on the other side of your face when your dad gets in.
To much TV will make your eyes go square.
No good will come of it tha' knows.
If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry about.
I'll show you the back of my hand.
You'll go blind doing that.
Don't even think about it, I've got eyes in the back of my head.
You'll grow into it.
You daft apeth.

 

[thecrow]

Eat your crusts, it will make your hair curly.

 

[caelan]

mg:Eat them carrots up you will be able to see in the dark

 

[Lord Paul of Sheffield]

Tha couldn't pass an exam in common sense

 

[slaphead]

Put wood in't th'oyl.(close the door

Me stomach thinks me throats bin cut. (I'm hungry)

You mek a better door ner a window. (you're blocking my view)

Ah wouldn't like to share a pie wth 'im. (he's got a big mouth)

Incidentally, anyone remember the torpedo? (No, not the underwater one)

 

[Merv Harrison]

Incidentally, anyone remember the torpedo? (No, not the underwater one)

Liquorice Torpedo's...............nah, can't remember them

 

[nicepix]

What the ****'s this got to do with fishing? (He was far sighted, my Dad)

 

[sagalout]

Whilst working in the local play skool my missus told one of the little girls "drink your milk, it will put hairs on your chest". It took a while for the skool and parents to work out why she refused to drink milk.

 

[caelan]

mg:mg:SORRY NICPICKS
ITS GOT ****ALL TO DO WITH FISHING BUT IT GIVES SOMEONE A LAUGH

---------- Post added at 06:54 ---------- Previous post was at 06:52 ----------

mg:mg:SORRY NICPIX
ITS GOT ****ALL TO DO WITH FISHING BUT IT GIVES SOMEONE A LAUGH

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

D'you remember the good old days when you took pictures with a camera that had a proper film in it that had to be developed on the high street somewhere?

Do you remember when you took a photo of your dinner with it? And then after a while, when you had used up all the film you took it to Boots or somewhere to get the film developed and while you were there got them to make loads of copies of the photos of your dinner?

Do you remember the good old days when you picked up your photos from the shop then went and posted all the photos of your dinner through all your friends' letter boxes?

Do you remember the good old days when you did that?

No? No of course you don't, cos you didn't do it did you?
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WELL STOP POSTING PICTURES OF YOUR F****** DINNER ON FACEBOOK THEN!

 

[slaphead]

Originally posted by Merv

Liquorice Torpedo's...............nah, can't remember them

No, not them.

They were/are Lancashire's version of a Cornish Pasty.

 

[itsfishingnotcatching]

Anyone remember "A cat lick and a promise" ?

 

[Derek Gibson]

My late Mother had a stream of these old sayings.

If you swallow that bubble gum it will wrap around your tonsils.

If you swallow an apple pip, an apple tree will grow in your stomach.

If you keep looking in that mirror, the devil's face will appear.

Don't put an umbrella up indoors because it will bring bad luck.

And many more.

 

[barbelboi]

It's like shooting fish in a barrel.................

 

[benny samways]

Be careful of that swan, they can break a mans arm.

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Does anyone know someone who had their arm broken by a swan?


My Nan used to say,"Don't poo in the sink, your grandad doesn't like it".

 

[flightliner]

Does anyone know someone who had their arm broken by a swan?


My Nan used to say,"Don't poo in the sink, your grandad doesn't like it".

Shouldnt you be working on your important announcement ? , I mean, folks on the other thread are on tenterhooks.

 

[Judas Priest]

My gran used to say on thundery days

"It's black over Bills mothers"

Never knew who Bill was never mind his mother or where she lived.

 

[Titus]

I remember the good old days, whooping cough, rickets, kids with calipers, old ladies with goiters, smallpox, the three day week, the Irish 'troubles', the miners strikes, the Brixton riots and last nights leftovers being served up for dinner today.

Give me 2015 anytime.

---------- Post added at 18:43 ---------- Previous post was at 18:40 ----------

My Nan used to say,"Don't poo in the sink, your grandad doesn't like it".

Don't play marbles with your dads glass eye, he's got to go out and look for work.