Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)
Senior Member
BLANKING: having a quick bank side one off the wrist while waiting for a bite.
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So, I was walking by the river and this bloke was hooking little flowers and flicking them out with his rod. I though, "he's casting nasturtiums"
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My pet minnow, Elvis died recently. He was caught in a trap. ---------- Post added at 09:54
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So, I went to the doctors. I said, "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a fish" He said, "NURSE, get the scales"
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Two carp sat it a bar. One says, "We don't talk to him over there. He's a bit common"
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I went along to my fishing club's swingers night. Not what I was expecting at all. But, I was invited to a spit roast, so something to look forward to.
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I went to the cinema to watch a very short French film about fishing. FIN
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Apparently, the film Alien vs Predator isn't about Eastern Europeans fishing for pike in the UK
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I went to an art exhibition in town and there was this fish splatting paint over a massive canvas. Apparently it was Jackson Pollock.
---------- Post added at 09:48 ---------- Previous post was at 09:44 ----------
So, I was walking by the river and this bloke was hooking little flowers and flicking them out with his rod. I though, "he's casting nasturtiums"
---------- Post added at 09:52 ---------- Previous post was at 09:48 ----------
My pet minnow, Elvis died recently. He was caught in a trap. ---------- Post added at 09:54
---------- Previous post was at 09:52 ----------
So, I went to the doctors. I said, "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a fish" He said, "NURSE, get the scales"
---------- Post added at 09:58 ---------- Previous post was at 09:54 ----------
Two carp sat it a bar. One says, "We don't talk to him over there. He's a bit common"
---------- Post added at 10:01 ---------- Previous post was at 09:58 ----------
I went along to my fishing club's swingers night. Not what I was expecting at all. But, I was invited to a spit roast, so something to look forward to.
---------- Post added at 10:06 ---------- Previous post was at 10:01 ----------
I went to the cinema to watch a very short French film about fishing. FIN
---------- Post added at 10:08 ---------- Previous post was at 10:06 ----------
Apparently, the film Alien vs Predator isn't about Eastern Europeans fishing for pike in the UK
---------- Post added at 10:18 ---------- Previous post was at 10:08 ----------
I went to an art exhibition in town and there was this fish splatting paint over a massive canvas. Apparently it was Jackson Pollock.
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