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[DorsetTangler]

Was on the lake this morning and a catapult pouch full of prawn cocktail boilies hit me on the head.
I looked round and this lad shouted "And that's just for starters!"

 

[john gotti]

Why did the cod start smoking sea weed "pier pressure"

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Why was the Dover soul crying...coz he had a fell out with his flatmate

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[DorsetTangler]

I've fallen in love with a large saltwater eel. That's a moray.

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Fishing in the Thames earlier and saw George Osborne drowning out in the middle so I informed the emergency services. Hope they saved him or that's a waste of a second class stamp.

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

If using cheese as a bait for chub fishing then make sure you hook it Caerphilly.

 

[DorsetTangler]

Some new films could be of interest to anglers:

Dace of Thunder
Breamcatcher
The Da Vinci Cod
Star Trek : The Wrasse of Khan
Charface
Bleak House

 

[peter crabtree]

Talking of fishy films...
For your ides only...
Licence to krill...
Three weddings zander funeral...
50 shades of grayling..
Rosemary's barbel...

 

[barbelboi]

Not forgetting -
The Prawn Supremacy
The Prawn Identity
The Prawn Ultimatum
Prawn of the 4th of July

& one for you Mick...........

 

[flightliner]

Not forgetting -
The Prawn Supremacy
The Prawn Identity
The Prawn Ultimatum
Prawn of the 4th of July

& one for you Mick...........

Nice one Jerry, It's a heavy cross I have to bare--- mg:

 

[DorsetTangler]

I was at home watching TV with the missus.
I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.

Her indoors became more and more annoyed and finally said,
"For God's sake! ... Leave it on the porn channel you know how to fish!"

 

[theartist]

Apparently the headgear may not get sent out on time due to an admin error

Caps lock was left on

 

[maggot_dangler]

Apparently the headgear may not get sent out on time due to an admin error

Caps lock was left on

Hummmmmmmmmmmm


PG ...

 

[bracket]

An English angler was fishing a City Park lake in Dublin when two Council gardeners turn up. The first gardener begins by digging a hole, moving on ten yards and digging another. The second gardener then promptly filled in the first hole and continued to follow behind filling in the holes dug by the first. This baffled the angler, so when the gardeners' had worked their way around to him he said "What on earth is going on? you're digging holes and your mate is filling them in". To which the first gardener said "Well God bless you sir, this is the way of it. We are normally a team of three, but the guy who plants the trees didn't turn in today. Pete.

 

[DorsetTangler]

Oops spoke too soon